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A PURITANICAL OBSERVATION OF THE LEADING DVD OFFERINGS

 

“INSIDE JOB 3”

LeWood Productions (www.lewood.com)

Juicy Entertainment/Fuck on Video

Seeith six vignettes and cumith six times excess. Accompanying the ass-hole gouging, tonsil ramming, choking and strangulation cometh warm liquid hyper-pools of love juice, inside small colons deposited. Damsel spit oozes down over bosoms taut. Like wishbones from America’s first turkey feast, the girls spreadith wide with opening gaps to accept the slime of their men’s loins. All jism finds egress out through the sphincters and unto waiting tables.

 

“TOE TALES VOLUME 126”

Gotham Gold (www.gothamgold.com)

Gotham Gold’s Vince Benedetti

When seeking Satan with idle hands, fetching a couple of Gotham’s Toe-Tale series can help filleth some of the yearning. In “126”, both a Caucasian and an African American, in two separate skits, get their toes sucked, along with their vaginas. The nylon-clad legs become striped of the black sheerness, and enjoy the slobbering and licking of their tongues from their male counterparts. Some hand-held dickery takes place and the girls speaketh a steam of verbal erotica to quicken the pace of stirring up an orgasm for the viewer. A gratis scene, unrelated to feet, is indeed attached and offers a nice round off of this DVD.

 

“YOUNG & TASTY 2”

MetroInteractive (www.metrointeractive.com)

Legal Pink

I thee fuck, little girl. Ah! With your wide dark Lolita naïve eyes, your tresses and pigtails fluttering in your body’s oscillations and your little girl tops covering your youthful frames. One never minds your sock clad soles as they reach to the ceiling and point to the camera. You rage as purity from the heavens. You givest yourselves with your oral attention, taking in the juices of life and slavering the liquids out for all to see. Churchly angel be thou names as you accommodate the mortal men in all your pleasure giving orifices.

 

“BAREBACK BI SEX LOVERS – FILM 5”

Valley-Pro Video (www.thebodyshoppe.net)

Valley Pro Video, Inc.

In his bringing forth theories of triangles, Pythagoras failed subscription to human orgies of triangularity. In rectification, this DVD shows how bi-guys handle one another as they accept platinum females into their trysts. The display of male washer-board abdomens pressed together in bouts of unnatural mouth and oral sex, as a thigh-high booted maiden eventually finds a sandwich position with them, stirs passions to Beelzebub’s depths. Sinfully simultaneous blowjobs by the girls while deep corn-holing carries forth causes erotic concussion. Each depravity inclueths two penises and a single vagina.

 

“BAREFOOT CONFIDENTIAL – 41”

Kick Ass Pictures (www.kickasspictures.com)

Kick Ass Pictures, Inc.

Her fluffy slippers for you thus removed, Miss Lopez slovenly her feet displays. And, the carnal activities to the clouds reach as each ritual includes full sole searching by the cameras while heavy degrees of fucking and sucking please the gods of evil. The girls wantonly display their arches, toes, etc. while telling the peering and decadent viewer what they like. Adding depravity, the guys tell the viewers why they like feet. The DVD plays as an X-rated DVD emphasizing the abasement of foot lovers, with all the other sexual action to heighten the decadent viewers sale of his soul to the devil.

 

“MOUTH 2 MOUTH – 7”

Diabolic (www.diabolicvideo.com)

Diabolic Video

Hell hath no fury like a catfight between girls, leading to stifling choking, pillow smothering and extreme torment from punishing 12” probes. The strumpets eat of the female and male anal apples and suck the body juices from the attached probes for multiple swapping of sperm. The slim and pretty temptresses suck out the air from the ass-hole of their sex objects, be they male or female, as their sex objects receive oral or an immersion in vaginal or anal lust fluids. Screaming and howling as deviled wolves in the eve, the obscenities maketh the girls hot.

 

“BACK TO SCHOOL SPECIAL”

MetroInteractive (www.metrointeractive.com)

Fresh Films

Ten “one-on-one” scenes of school maidens, their bodies formed by the sub-archangel Jazaam, forces my libidinous cup to runneth over. While it I watch, my imagination falls short of any sperm duct remaining full after each chaste looking vessel eats cum from their canals of love, their bases of the floor and their sensuousness of hands. Sojourns of firey masturbation, sucking and fucking have exploration. Tiny ass buds get eaten in exotic ways.

 

“ANAL FULL NELSONS – 2”

JM Productions (www.jerkoffzone.com)

JM Productions

“You girl; me Boy!” saideth the caveman of antiquity. And we repeateth the strong-arm attitudes to show the domesticated keepers of the cave the wants of males. The first sneakered clad plaything has arms behind her, held by a strong sex hunter of muscular stature, while his huge dick, that of the Orion, pierces her sphincter. A blonde with pigtails of gold pulls aside the crotch of her tiny cut-offs and feels the same full nelson with brutal prick probing. This ancient wrestling match set, between the genders, revives the most slack of the elders in the tribe. With knees pinned to their shoulders, the cave fraus yell with pleasure.

 

“PERVERSIONS UNLEASHED”

Red Light District (www.clubredlight.com)

Red Light District, Inc.

To ye from the depths of Sodom comes a depraved lesson on debauchery. Given to brutal and excessive fucking and sucking, these daughters and sons of Satan obscenely manifest the moanings of double penetrations, intense blowjobs and other horrific hits to their bodies and souls. The cute brunette, with the thigh hi cotton stockings, inserts a string of 5 large love beads up her ass and forces a large glass dildo up behind them. A black and a white guy come on scene and force fingers up behind the love beads, then their dicks. “And, lo, they eateth cum!” The once chaste ladies sucketh the cum from their mates, dribble the liquid into the other’s ass-hole and suck the jism out for further mouth swapping. A 98 pound female Asian lover of Buddha experiences, as doth a log under the axe man’s control, the personal splitting of her body by similar axe wedges.

 

 “BLOW GEN BLOW”

JM Productions (www.jerkoffzone.com)

Grip and Cram Johnson

Chatsworth Pictures

Oye, oye! All wishing to lay witness to five scenes of two girls each come forth. Intersticed is each scene, verily set up by conversation, of a humorous nature, by Grip and Cram Johnson. Gen and the girls brutally choke each other until passing out, finger fuck each other’s mouths, and force each other to skull fuck. The girls gouge their fingers into cock filled mouths.

 

“WORLD”S OLDEST GANGBANG”

MetroInteractive (www.metrointeractive.com)

Amazing Productions

Crowns in the Promised Land await these daughters of the heavens in their honoring of the elders. Paying respect to thy fathers and thy mothers through others opens the welcoming arms of the angels. Feeling pleasures not visited, by these many male elders now in their 60’s, for many years comes about as the maidens use patience in bringing out the orgasms in them. Some elderly ladies and, he of enormous sexual credentials, the famous Ron Jeremy, add to the action. Missing a chance for an orgasm, the elders receive hardy invitations to return later by the willing girls.

 

“PORK BBQ”

Shane's World (www.shanesworld.com)

Tim Von Swine

Attending to the family outing of BBQ, booze and sex, bringeth us all to the remembrances of summer outings past. In style similar to previous Shayne’s World fare, the college-like atmosphere of the gathering’s participants showeth the girls as sweet looking and hard enough to handle multiple dicks at the same time. Most of the debauchery burns outdoors with clumps of trysts occasionally flowering in the living quarters of the abode. The swapping of cum, the taking of two penises and the loving of Sappho bringeth the maidens into views of kink.

 

“DINGO”

Evil Angel (www.evilangel.com)

Justin Slayer Productions

Flaxen hair harlots with crowns of sun, fire and darkness, within their bodies accept the largest symbols of manhood humanly owned. The Caucasian daughters of Eden, tiny of stature, reel to ebony penises stretching to lengths greater than 18”. The small mouths of the girls barely can sheathe 3” of the dicks and can wet only to a little past the helmet and glans. Six scenes plus bonus and BTS.

 

“MYNE FUCKED”

MetroInteractive (www.metrointeractive.com)

Fusxion

Thy maidens of mayhem sucketh and fucketh, pairing with muscular probes attached to the youth of our culture. In six scenes, boy meets girls and girl proffers god’s heavenly anuses to be caressed and sensualized by tongue, fingers and dicks. Each scene: one-on-one; each scene: oral, anal and intercourse; each scene: gobs of facial and/or open mouth facials.

 

“I”LL TAKE IT BLACK”

Platinum X Pictures (www.clubplatinumx.com)

The Candy Shop – Juan Cuba

When a golden Sheena treks through the delights of Sheba, sinister retributions affect the earth. Dicks of large girth find satisfaction in the pummeling of maidens sized as waifs. Cotton panties and little skirts act as a target for Mandingo sized Africans. Orifice stretching manhood to the maiden doth plow. Upside down sodomy, mind boggling double penetrations and glazed faces shocked he who witnesses the scenes.

 

“TOE TALES VOLUME 125”

Gotham Gold (www.gothamgold.com)

Gotham Gold

Thy shoes of the “fuck-me” type expose the longest of toes. Those six inch patent leather platforms to my olfactory senses dost massage. Thy trampling of my chest, thy foot gouging of my mouth and thy words of foot erotica encourage my jerking of my manhood to its ultimate and bringeth me closer to my god of the toes. In both vignettes, with pantyhose removed, I glow in the dual personal stroking to the visual pleasure soothing my vision. Excellent soul, arch and heel licking. Trampling. Manual releases unto pretty feet. Bonus: English Spanking.

 

“BAREBACK BI SEX LOVERS – FILM 3”

Valley-Pro Video (www.thebodyshoppe.net)

Valley Pro, Inc.

Blessed eyes blink on the dual Greek loving boys, dressed in jeans, before the booted cute blond walks into their room and sittith her bottom between them. The lads soul-kiss one another before shifting their adoration to the blonde. And so, he corn-holeth he while she blowith one after the other. Into the gullet of the daughter goes the essence of the youthful lives. Enforcing the hedonistic and sinful abomination, another triangle of flesh follows, by another triangle of flesh, by another triangle of flesh – all with two handsome lads and a cute lass.

 

“BACK2 EVIL2”

Evil Angel (www.evilangel.com)

Nacho Vidal

Out from the dungeons of depravity gushes Salem’s harlots. Dragged from their dark cells after physical and unusual torture the witches’’ offspring become erotically displayed and abused. The Master Dark Vidal cleans his cum with his tongue from the mouths of his perpetual sucking machines. The youthful sorceresses submit to their rapes before conjuring and performing their vengeance. The master feels the humiliation of being strapped to the iron wheel and the metal throne. Furthermore, he finds the power of forced fucking, blowing and analizing, while immobilized, too much.

 

“DOUBLE B BABES 2”

MetroInteractive (www.metrointeractive.com)

Loaded Digital

Sometimes god doth better in the ceding of carnal vision to us faithful then at other times. In DDB2, the fucking, sucking and anal colonizing of our forefathers show fundamentalism in coveting thy neighbor’s wife. The entering into each scene of cute consorts, nude (except for shoes and neck band) and readily disposed to debauch (except for nothing), harkens the sexual faithful back to the nomadic days of our ancestors. The corruptors spread wide their anuses, with help from their sisters, to accept the camel sized dicks. One wanton fits almost her whole fist into her colon. Listening to the word of the angels as they talk the juices out of their men. Nine scenes plus bonus. Mostly hot one-on-ones.

 

“FRANK WANK P.O.V. VOLUME 7”

JM Productions (www.jerkoffzone.com)

Pariah Pictures

Bearing and baring false witness, Frank summons, through newspaper ads, four girls who cometh forth to audition for a porno star role. One after the other, he intimately interviews each, sits each on a stool and diddles them one by one with his fingers and dildos. The sweethearts fiercely strivith to win the jobs by servicing Frank as he wears his trade-mark leopard skin garment. With the elimination of distracting music, the viewer can enjoy the moaning of the participants. Me thinks these girls are legitimately surprised when Frank tells them, “You’ve been had!” Surely, he makes it right and pays them when the camera goes off.

 

“BUBBLE GUM VIRGINS - 2”

MetroInteractive (www.metrointeractive.com)

Legal Pink/Gufa

The need for 72 virgins dissipates with 6 bubble gum chewing, pigtailed nymphs like these. While they enjoyith their elastic treats, wizened men make their cups runneth over through the dedication of eager tongues to the girls’ lower cavity. The youthful angels have an oral ability to suck dicks while chewing on their Fleers delights. Open mouth facials.

 

“YOUNG ANAL 3”

MetroInteractive (www.metrointeractive.com)

Fusxion

We receiveth nine scenes of barely dressed milking maids, most of the one-on-one variety. Before embarking on their own oral milking excursions, the daughters of Apollonia feel the oral and four finger probes worthy of the most creative Muse. Their toes get sucked and their legs become turned into wishbones with crotches open wide for enjoyment. Plaid skirts and knee-highs, fishnet body suits and sexy tops. Tonsil gagging with copious amounts of slippery waters from mouths. Admonishment for bathing in the intensely brutal and unique sexcapades of his DVD has an appropriate reason.

 

“FRESH RIPE & READY”

Red Light District (www.clubredlight.com)

Red Light District, Inc.

Thy Noxema cleansed face excites; thy virginal body jabs the libido; thy youthful personality joins the soul and the mind; thy eagerness to become a porno-star lightens the wallet. Yes, when the boots and socks come off, the toes get sucked. When the cotton panties come off, the ass-hole gets thumbed, fingered and fucked. Squirt sucked out of the couch pillows. Foot-job. Yonder maidens open and remove jeans from their partners as they apply hands and mouth to warrant the hard-ons. Upside down fucking and anal.

 

“ASS JAZZ 4”

Evil Angel (www.evilangel.com)

Jazz Dubo/Buttman

Speculation over the girth possible by a tiny female’s ass-hole may be once and for all discarded once these nieces of Satan finish raping one another. Huge items find forcing into anuses, then mouths, generating seas of drool. The salivary glands of the girls fill colon, spaces between toes and mouths before being lapped up. Thy sex drive runneth over as this extremely artful sphincter work finds carrying out. Very HOT love-bead scene. Enjoyith the cum scene of infinity that includes ass-holes, shoes, mouth and more.

 

“THE SITTER”

Vivid Video (www.vivid.com)

Phalix

The universal story/fantasy cometh forth from the OT book of Genesis: “The Babysitter”. The cute nannis (without the longed for sox and sneakers) get caught by Mom and Dad copulating with their boyfriends. Mom taketh the first home and doth do her; Dad taketh the second home and doth do her. Before taking on the mantel of sleep each night, Mom and Dad discuss their experiences. As with all nature, the interrelationships rise to triangular proportions with Mom and dad doth doing a babysitter together. Excellent fucking and sole sucking.

 

“IT”S A DADDY THING – 2”

Elegant Angel (www.elegantangel.com)

Patrick Collins

Sometimes cometh whereby the male elders must teach the female youth about the high points concerning erotica. One hot scene showeth Mom’s very young daughter, suspended by wrists, having pictures of her nudeness in youth taken by the elder photographer. Mom feelith sensual heat, joiniths them and the maiden doth learnith the arts of carnal pleasure from the two. Additional scorching vignettes: daddies, psychiatrists, uncles and teachers, all doing the exquisite instruction. Extremely hot bonus scene (quaintly vintage – remember pubic hair?) where female student receives instructions in getting sexually even by molesting her female teacher.

 

“VIRGIN PATROL 2”

MetroInteractive (www.metrointeractive.com)

Fusxion

Ye olde feelthy sex cometh forth in ten down-and-dirty segments of life in Gomorrah. Three vixens circle jerk in the outdoors, as they taketh their turns squeezing dildos into bodies of youth. Lads become done by two girls and lasses become done by two guys. The clothing of beauty finds removal and love beads find insertion points. Accenting the solid man/woman sex, cometh ass-eating, sperm chewing and extenuated dawning fantasies.

 

“STOP OR I”LL SQUIRT - 2”

Kick Ass Pictures (www.kickasspictures.com)

Kick Ass Pictures, Inc.

Mike Kulkis

When upon Kick Ass DVD gazing, the souls of god have bestowed unto them the additional libido stirring of female feet. Mark, when not in digitizing mode of his Barefoot Confidential series, always elicits to the lens the feet of the maidens. Owning the firm, he regardith this his perquisite. Moreover, as enjoyment to him for acting, he mayith suck the toes of an unsuspecting starlet and givith her the giggles. Such attitudizes this DVD. Each squirt segment opened as the actors and actresses spake their feelings and first time squirting experiences. The taste of squirt, what made the girls squirt and technique flowith to the viewer. The beautiful fräuleins steal the soul from the viewrs’ bodies on looks alone.

 

“DON’T PULL OUT #3”

Red Light District (www.clubredlight.com)

Red Light District, Inc.

Each female demon speakith to the tempted soul in tones bringing forth orgasm before the actions of erotica begin. A nymph and satyr the series doth open, with two satyrs sensually stressing out a blonde of slender stature during the next abase portrayal. Much cum overflows from both canals; the love conduit and the taboo conduit. Girls lick the next generation of humans from the fingers of loved-ones after their orifices feel final scoopings. Extremely clear close-ups of the vaginal and anal muscles, with deep fingering, expelling the thick, white fluids, coats the retinae of the viewers.

 

“FUCKY FUCKY MY ASIAN ASS”

LeWood Productions (www.lewood.com)

Juicy Entertainment

Our American lad, blindfolded, drives to the foot-fetish rapids of Hades as the Asian nurse removes the platform high fuck-me shoes and allows her toes suckled through her thigh high white stockings. Mouth juices swap oral cavities and the wanton experiences an excellent and graphic eating of the ass-hole. The Oriental devilesses tend their studs through loin coverings, before freeing the large pleasure instruments for work of more intensity. Love talk of intimacy throughout the action.

 

“ARTCORE 4”

Anabolic (www.anabolic.com)

Classic and Gothic tales from days of yore and ye olde VHS. Monk doth exorcise brunette with two ramrod Satans. Kelly Wells hath scary interlude with her psych. Longhaired Afro scene, with longhaired pubs, from the 70’s unfolds. Unusual mixture of scenes de art from past decades with modernity stirred in. Di Vinci painting showeth Behind-the Scenes and garnering the greatest of interest.

 

“DESTINATION DIRTPIPE – VOLUME 2”

Elegant Angel (www.elegantangel.com)

William H. Productions

A harvest of plenty becomith coated over the unclothed bodies of youth-like maidens. Such strawberries, icing and cake finds way into the bodies of eager males who suck the sweetness from asses, face and feet. Penis to footwork carries forth unrestrained. Baptismal pool sex brightens the eyes of maidens. Strawberry shortcakes become fucked and strawberry find their means to wombs. Fingers and penis strive in best form to push the sweetness in deep. Lactating tits aid in additional sweetness.



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