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So what can a semi-nymphomaniac, an avowed female like me, tell the perverted readers of this tabloid about decadent action in the current crop of DVDs? Well, this month I got the job. My perspective comes from the single, the married and the swinging situations I have enjoyed and the regular viewing of the x-rated genre while giving my self up to sex and receiving sex from someone giving up them selves to me. Over the years I have brought many men to some unusually developed orgasms and during the last ten years the X-rated video added to these paid sessions. Here goes my take on these DVD’s. - By Honey of Bare Necessities, Studio City, California.
Evil Angel (www.evilangel.com) Almost every guy I have had orgasms with would love this. The two little cute very rich girls, in the opening scene, do each other like I wished me and my girlfriend could have done each other when we were 16 year olds. Watching the little fingers simultaneously massage the inside both canals of a standing rump, with the other finger rubbing the clit, turns me on. The tonguing unfolds, as only girls know how to do it. And, when the huge penised chauffer enters the play and receives a violent dick slapping, face spitting and girl controlling treatment, the snowball has to follow… and it does. The four-girl slumber party, lollipops, sox and little vaginal toys, knocks you out as the flat-chested girls blindfold and work on each other, with a big surprise.
Platinum X Pictures (www.clubplatinumx.com) Over the years I have ingested quite a bit of cum, but never more than one load at a time. I give credit to this girl in cut-offs and blue blouse, who takes three loads, spits it into her shoe and licks it out. Ick! Same kudos for the other six girls. And, two dicks up my ass-hole; I don’t think I could manage that no matter how great the dick I sucked. For one ass-screwing dick I prepare myself a day and a half in advance. The blonde having her mouth spread by the heels of the heels, to allow three loads pumped down her gullet: whew!
Shane's World (www.shanesworld.com) I remember going through some of this when I first married. My husband wanted another girl for a three-some; I did not. Later I wanted another guy for a three-some; he did not. After a swingers’ party, we regularly partied with a third and most times with a fourth. I used to love two tongues in my mouth and someone feeding a penis into my vagina, and this DVD shows how. I could have used this instruction tape (and so could my husband) years ago.
Kick Ass Pictures (www.kickasspictures.com) I can see the added icing to a sex cake by adding an Asian girl for the guys. As A girl, Asians, Blacks, Inuits, etc. all look good to me when they’re young and cute. So the guy gets a bigger payoff than we girls get, but it bespeaks neat. These 100lb cinnamons can bring their men off with out the distraction of the guys’ hands showing up to do the stroking in a few of the scenes. The cut-offs, plaid skirts and sneakers make the girls look like they’re in their high school cooking classes.
Metro Interactive (www.metrointeractive.com) I can remember doing exactly what these little experimenters are doing as they explore one another’s holes with fingers and tongues. This DVD ran while I did a guy and he got off three times within and hour and a half. His multiple sperm blowing rested not with my technique so much as it rested watching these teenie-boppers. They gob saliva into each other’s holes and they talk dirty while doing it. Their tiny sneaker cut-off sox turned this guy inside out and he moaned to me what he saw as I worked his glans with my tongue and fingers.
JM Productions (www.jerkoffzone.com) At that age I never had a real desire to lick out an older man’s ass-hole. In fact, at this age I pass on that, however, it’s cool seeing someone else do it. I always had a crush on one or two older guys on my block and I certainly would not have minded if I got analized and sperm-a-sized by the guys in this DVD. I can see me in my socks and sneakers, cut-offs down on the floor, getting doubled mashed by two studs. What a Saturday afternoon. Petite young girls and gigantic older dicks; what a dichotomy.
JM Productions (www.jerkoffzone.com) I like the great long interviews with the mothers as the scenes open on this offering. Their life-stories (kids, family and friends) I’ve heard from others, but these moms let us know their reasons why they make a living in this business before their individual action begins. The babes certainly know how to stroke and suck dick, and their other orifice accommodations may be must boy friends and husbands’ dreams for their own female sex partners. I like that the mothers seem to have slim shapes like most harried mothers; these people are real. The guys that have watched this say they like the foot and leg shots on each of the opening interviews. The head on the floor and ass on the couch fucking shows that the girls can still do it. Go girl!
Ninn Worx (www.ninnworx.com) Yeah! I like top-drawer productions, but I get a tinch bored when the set-up of the scenes stretch too long. Also, the guys watching would rather see something more graphic more fast when doing a session with me. Still, for erotic watching with a significant other, this serves a higher purpose. The classy clothing of the guys and girls, the Euro-lens work of the screw sites and the specific erotica views and talk fill me with desire when I have a guy on his knees in front of me trying to reach my G-spot with his tongue. This DVD portrays hot and dreamy romantic sex, between girls, between guys and girls and between a girl’s head and her vagina; all the dreams I have about sex. Makes me want to start over as an Italian model.
Elegant Angel (www.elegantangel.com) Now this blasts as a knock-down-drag-out slimy set of scenes where small buckets of phlegm and gobs of spit become transferred amongst sexy mouths. One Dom instructs the others how to such the jism from a cock and she carries the sludge around in her mouth before deep kissing it into her Subs’ mouths. Wet and dirty. Then (do I love it?) three studs come in and rape the girls. This is brutality at its best. Post-cum deep throats go down to the nibs of the dicks. Every guy who has watched this DVD has gotten off within the first few minutes of my stoking his penis. Within thirty-five minutes more, he has gotten off again. Twenty-five percent of the guys pay for an additional hour to get off one more time, and this time slowly.
Gotham Gold (www.gothamgold.com) I never before have seen a girl have her tongue tied to the ceiling by her master. Now I know why the tongue gets pierced. This has a scary shadow to my sex drive, however, with a guy I truly trusted I’d give it a shot. I’ve had my wrists and ankles cuffed in the past, but never anything heavy like on this DVD. And, the tit-binding: oh my! The curved spreader hemostats on the labia: oh my more! The whipping strengthens the girl’s stew. Of course, hanging by her hair takes a little pressure off her tongue. Another girl fares no better. She gets her head and face mummified, her body tied to a double wooden horse and her ass-cheeks reddened. I donno. Graphic body piercing with blood writing on a back.
Valley-Pro Video (www.thebodyshoppe.net) My favorite flicks feature muscular gay guys with rock hard cocks. Most of my customers recoil when I suggest playing one while in the session. So, theses Bi-DVDs fit the bill. Excellently built guys and gals, three, four of more per scene, enjoying romantic and wild fucking, sucking and kissing, brings my desire up to fantastically highs. To absorb the vision of a guy blowing a hard and large dick, while a girl French kisses the guy getting blown, and then reversing the positions: WOW. And, gendering at a guy, turned upside-down, getting his ass-hole deeply eaten by a guy and a girl as they alternately soul kiss back and forth: WOW-WOW. The rest of the scenes and action comes to me as almost superfluous.
Metro Interactive (www.metrointeractive.com) Watching cute girls probe one another with huge dildos falls short of my “thing”, but the guys love it. The pig-tailed crew, steaming during these scenes, definitely makes my job on the mattress easier. I can fellate a guy while he watches the intertwining of pink tongues, hairless anuses and slippery vaginas and know he has less than 10 minutes to survive before orgasming. His quick cum means I can get him off again, resulting in a bigger tip and a returning client. Overview: Always three girls in each scene; Sexy all different age clothing; Erotic shoes; Choking; Rough sex; Chaste looking and Slutty looking girls.
Red Light District (www.clubredlight.com) I like the way some of these gals tell their life sexual stories before the action parts of the scenes unfold. I love as much the gigantic black penises that the tiny little white playthings skewer them selves unto. The erotic talk during the sex adds tremendously to the watching and the verbal routines are what I use when I have the right guy in my own sessions. These six, or so, scenes of interracial bliss, with some dps, fulfill fantasies that mostly all girls have held more than once throughout their lives. I love the thought of a dick, almost too big for me, hued in black.
Anabolic (www.anabolic.com) When the girls moan, “Dah, dah ,dah,” instead of “Yes, yes, yes,” I know the Russianettes are cumming. Of course, Russians suck and fuck just like us Americans, so, other than language when it’s spoken, little difference between the two countries’ DVD outputs. One variance that I sense guys like: the girls’ Russian outfits, with uniform hats and Cassock boots. Also, the guys should really like the East European sculpturing of the faces and the hair arrangements. Lesbianism and cum swapping in each vignette.
Diabolic (www.diabolicvideo.com) Multiple dicks impinging on young chickens has never been my cup of pee, and calling the little twats “whores” turns me off a little. To see the strumpets cackling up and down the hallways like they’re in a hen house seems a bit silly in an X-rated DVD. Still, four or five peckers poking at one mouth filled gobbling bopper can raise the libido bar a bit. I know I could not take the prolonged and upside down deep-throats commonplace to the depicted girls, and the one who wouldn’t swallow, and who dares the guy urging her to do so to take it from her, I admire. One of the guys takes her up on it and she freaks out, “You just ate your own cum. Eew!” The shit ending in one I can do without.
Vivid Video (www.vivid.com) Nothing like a Survivors’ contest in X-rated vision. The guys & gals play hide and seek and the winner takes Monique (Tiffany Taylor, a Kelly Rippa look-a-like) to bed for a night. The jeans and cut-offs come off, as well as the moon-boots and wedgie sandals. The tie-tops and bras get treated likewise. Well, of course, Monique discovers couple after couple in their sexy embraces, hiding their action in various outdoor spots. The star pads around in her moon boots, sneaking up on the pairs and giving them breaks by changing some rules like the one cumming first stays in the game.
Platinum X Pictures (www.clubplatinumx.com) Five black guys doing one very naïve girl, who holds her ankles while rocking on her belly reminds me of a Plato’s Swinging Event in the late 80’s. More girls get cum glazed and I can remember my youth when some money guys passed me around through some horrible looking, but totally satisfying gangbanging. The girls really crank up my heat and I could use these multiple cocksucker vignettes to see before a session. I think my orgasm could feel more sensitized and I think my client could end up going through the ceiling.
Gotham Gold (www.gothamgold.com) I enjoy having a foot fetish client like this. Foot fetishists just follow my lead and will do anything I suggest, like eating my … well, you know. With a guy that needs feet, as the guy in this tape, his reward to lick and massage my body comes down to knowing that if he does things well, my feet become his property for a time. The girl in this DVD follows my system: good scented patent-leather pumps that enclose the toes to contain the aroma, and are easy to remove with the large ankle strap. Some guys cum by thought or jerking off even before my foot job. This guy licks inside and outside of her shoes; he stuffs his mouth with her nylons; then sucks her toes off with her one foot on his dick. She masturbates to an orgasm. His foot job follows. Another as exciting session follows with the tiny feet of an Asian doll. Mutual masturbation with heavy foot sucking and licking.
Elegant Angel (www.elegantangel.com) This is about as sensuously slimy as DVDs can get. Seeing ass-holes filled with squirt and jism, for a highly amorous cocktail, I cringe at first, and then I allow the scene to be filter deeper into my brain. The girls eat the hot slimy substance, mixed with saliva, out of one another’s ass-holes, before moving into a routine of swapping, re-depositing and swapping once again. I work by the hour or hours and I suspected I saw it all, but Elegant Angel has shown me I know not of what I speak. Very unusual cum fingering action.
Valley-Pro Video (www.thebodyshoppe.net) I really get off on seeing a couple in jeans necking. To watch the tongues explore and dance in two young mouths, while hands grapple inside the tops of the cut-offs, thoroughly excites me. Add another guy into the equation and I’m gone. Every girl I’ve ever mentioned and shown these scenes to agrees with me. Take one of these home to your wife or significant other of the female variety. Then, lie on you back and enjoy while she watches the guys blow and French one another and engage in serious cornholing, while the girl adds her hands and tongue to the sensuality. When the girl swallows, your girl will learn to swallow too. If I could find two guys who would French each other while I blow them, I’d give them a rise they’d never forget.
Evil Angel (www.evilangel.com) When I heard the “tink, tink, tink” of a pierced tongue hit the silver ass-paddle as Tiffany Minx slurps up every drop, I knew I had some unusual footage awaiting more. My admiration goes out to the guy who French kisses his own cum out of the girl’s mouth. To me: he’s a real man. The submissive girls wear ball gags, blindfolds, gas masks and plenty of leather cuffs and silver chains. They get slapped, choked and gouged. Interesting gas mask scene. All the girls make this flick a blow out, but Tiffany Minx (as usual) can make a guy’s bowel lose its elasticity. The extras are not to be missed.
Shane's World (www.shanesworld.com) The Big D – Dallas TX, and the Big I – Iniquity Swing Club is the location for a mixture of porn actors (and actresses) and real swingers. I like the way the DVD gets set up for the action. The unique part of this video comes about as the porn professionals teach the swingers. The prostate and reach-around on a pussy eating swinger guy hits the erotic part of the brain. The guy gets spanked brutally during his reach-around with his own leather belt. Fantastic hand-jobs and a neat beating scene while the guy fucks a girl. Great verbal with physical interaction where couples, once switched, tell the others what they want to see. One guy, getting done by two starlets, watches his wife get down by a porn actor.
Kick Ass Pictures (www.kickasspictures.com) I like the interview questions and, because I do sex for a living, I can confirm that the answers amount to the truth. Yes, we can feel when a guy cums inside us. Yes, we like sex with the right chemistry, even doing and during business. Now, one, two or three guys I have done, but five guys: no! Even the three guys happened on the mat at Plato’s Retreat in NYC. These girls, having five guys to cream them, have enough of jism dispensers to internally fill their vaginas and to squeeze them empty after each guy. I could do this: one guy after another whose only mission is to fuck me and drop their warmth deep behind my labia. None of the guys minded sloppy seconds, thirds or even fifths.
JM Productions (www.jerkoffzone.com) The “prowlers” find an LA hooker willing to do strangers in the back of the limo or in their stores. She’s their prowl bail. Occasionally, during my low twenties, I needed a few bucks and I would make the stroll on the West Side in NYC. I know I couldn’t easily do that today, but this DVD brings back memories. The public sex and bathroom sex does not bring back any memories, but looks good.
Evil Angel (www.evilangel.com) I like the first girl who has never been with two guys and gets blindfolded. The 18 year old does her fourth scene with some trepidation, but controls her self quickly. The beefy guys really gag the 110lb waif (she almost pukes) and unmercifully impale her on their wide dicks. No way could I have taken what she takes when I lived at her age. This poor gal has a hair trigger gag reflex. All the girls receive blindfolds and the guys lift them when the guys seem ready to do so. Some of the girls eat the guys asses, all the girls swallow and all of the guys handle the diminutive damsels as if the had the status of rag dolls. The DVD has a nice humor without getting in the way of the sex.
Metro Interactive (www.metrointeractive.com) Almost every one of my clients like the little-girl-roleplay and my blonde hair lets me accommodate them. I can do my hair high school pigtailed, teenage straight, and mid-twenties curled. With sox on, I own the youngster addicted guy. Putting a Noxema scrubbed face on to show my whitened teeth, almost finishes the job. My regulars get this treatment, on request, and they pick plaid skirts, mini-s or cut-offs. Then the fun begins as I copy the routines in this DVD and act the naïve maiden. My masturbating for them, moves things quickly for me to a blowjob, through the loop, and to a final blowjob.
Red Light District (www.clubredlight.com) I like seeing three girls get on one another and I’ve had some great orgasms from a strap-on. I don’t have a prostate, of course, but fingers and dildos feel good being pumped in and out of my anus. A third girl kissing and fingering me would by excellent, however, that remains an experience I haven’t had… yet. Brianna, a confirmed girl lover, gets broken in by a guy, and she loves it. She sucks her first dick(s) wearing a black velvet jump-suit, and I love the way she does it (them). After sucking, she tries fucking, after fucking she tries anal bucking, and, after anal bucking she sighs over man sex, even giving a hot foot-job. She gives a phenomenal hand and blowjob so intense that the guy keeps his hands to himself. DP’s and 3-way cum swapping.
Metro Interactive (www.metrointeractive.com) Seven hours of Asian-girl sex, on two disks, to make a guy’s weekend fulfilled with solo hand-jobs. It happens that four full-featured videos have gotten digitally recorded on this DVD; like buying four individual DVDs. Of course, a girl with the stud can enjoy this with him, and make it more erotic. The DVD offers practical psychiatric role-playing bits for my business and for lovers. The girls are psycho-angels. Our first black bull starts off in the hospital room with a nurse. He eats her shoes and legs while fucking her on the bed and finally cums in her mouth. A medical therapy scene follows with a tiny feet foot job showing the “fuck-me” shoes on display during the ped stroking. Much more follows including a guy eating his own cum out of an Asian’s mouth.
Red Light District (www.clubredlight.com) The Candy Shop The dark here refers to the hood. Five very black and very hung studs leave the neighborhood basketball court and glaze the bodies of blondes. Off time gems of jism come out of the moths of babes and five African Americans do their part to simultaneously fill the mouths. This certainly falls short of any fantasies I have entertained, but the tiny girls, begging for sperm, look good during the impalements. Upside down ass-hole fucking, double penetrations and little girl begging personify this disk.
Vivid Video (www.vivid.com) Most interactive action in which I find myself involved includes the instruction from my client to go faster, slower, softer or harder. This DVD allows the operator to set the action. For over nine hours of variable imaging a viewer can request all of the girls to massage his sex drive in alternate ways. Like a blow job? No problem. Like a Hand job? No problem. Like to get laid? Still no problem. How about soft of hard? No problem. Change the angle, change the timing and change the personality of the girl. Five girls on two disks. See this one with a friend, since someone has to engineer the remote control. |
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