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“ONLY HANDJOBS 3”

Metro Interactive (www.metrointeractive.com)

Sometimes I feel the best sex can come from a phenomenal hand-job. This DVD offers me a more than a smattering of such action with eight hand-jobs requiring no help from the hand of the guy getting the handjob and three guys who do have to stroke themselves off in order to produce the money shot. For me, I’d like to see a few forced masturbation scenes, with slow-downs and speed-ups and girl controllings. Still, I have no complaint with these beautiful girls who sometimes add blow-jobs to their hand-jobs.

 

“FILLED TO THE RIM”

Diabolic (www.diabolicvideo.com)

I like an abundance of anal action, and this set of vignettes allows me to have it. I wish the girls had a G-spot matching the male prostate so I could fantacize on a higher scale. Nevertheless, to imagine an enema of warm sperm filling a cuty’s colon bodes powerful to me. The girls make out with one another, get their sigmoids filled with goo, and finger and contract the fluids out of their bottoms. Plenty of knee-high boots urge my libido on to vibrant highs.

 

“HOUSE BOUND”

Gotham Gold (www.gothamgold.com)

Hanging from a cross with my hands shackled and my ankles tightly bound by bungee cords seems like an excellent Saturday afternoon diversion. Having my dick roped into a hard-on and tied so it hugs my belly can only add to this cool passing of time. And, Ms. Miko knows how to ties the penis so when she pulls on the rope the glan feels an unusual stimulating sensation. Ms. Mike talks and describes most of the reason for her actions. Over the knee hand spanking follows, with verbal admonitions. Additional side offerings: topless cropping; crotch sniffing; nudity; and strap on sucking; Excellent deep throat and hand-job makes my day. I like Gotham Gold’s new approach.

 

“PORN’S MOST OUTRAGEOUS”

JM Productions (www.jerkoffzone.com)

When someone puts a video album of the best together for me I save a lot of time scrutinizing the shelves at my video store. When they put together the outtakes I save even more. Powers explains the reason for the DVD and the Behind the Scenes problems. Jim’s inside stories, coupled with the fuckups and problems, takes me backstage with a look inside the shoot, and a gruesome look at sex. Ten scenes have Jim’s explanation and our total interest. See the girls puke, walk off the stage and argue with the directors, feel the pain of sex.

 

“OPEN SET”

Vivid Video (www.vivid.com)

I’ve been on porn shooting sites many times and I say this portrayal mirrors my experience accurately. It shows my why I couldn’t have a job as a male fuck star no matter how big my dick. I find the work, the waiting and the hours tedious, but, more important, I could never keep it up on demand. My penile implant can remain erect forever, but my libido’s a different story. The camera guys, the directors and the next sets of girls watch the action, as I would try to get off. This camera crew operates four sets at once and the beds are within ten feet of each other. This causes some very unique and extra erotic take on the visual action. As scenes finish others begin. Neat.

 

“COLLEGE INVASION #7”

Shane's World (www.shanesworld.com)

There exist very few sights in this world better than a crew of Shane’s girls, in sneakers and tiny tennis socks, giving a catalystic charge to a frat party. In the middle of the attending part of the female and male student body the girls put on shows, do the guys and also do some girls. Charity hand-jobs make the rounds and the girls sweetly coax the cum out of the guys’ balls into their hands. I really enjoy a young couple, just meeting one another, doing an amateur fuck/suck scene like professionals, except she kisses his cum back into his mouth.

 

“BELLADONNA: NO WARNING 2” – 2 DISK SET

Evil Angel (www.evilangel.com)

For me, watching Belladonna in a scene, and orchestrating the action, means I’ll get my money’s worth. No mater who’s in a skit, if BD is there the action rises to a nonpareil level. For example, in the first vignette of this all-girl DVD, BD and her friend take a young blonde wearing knee-highs, and make her cum by the insertion of many things into that youngster’s ass and twat. Manny fingers from four hands, a lollipop from the lass’s mouth and dildos sized at an elephant’s adult novelty factory in India. Ass work, tit work and footwork act as pocket rockets on me. Equestrian, dirty bathroom, dungeon bed and more ice my fantasies. This shocks as a very kinky DVD.

 

“TIGHT TEEN TWATS”

Platinum X Pictures (www.clubplatinumx.com)

Sweet little girls can make my libido feel funny and make me spend my money and the little dolls that get into the situations deigned by this DVD make my grade. They like sex with young guys, older guys and a male porn star. The youngsters show me a naiveté that puts me into my erotic dreamland. I flipped when two very young blondes do each other to get Stephano hard so they can fuck them. To see the cutoffs lifted and one sneakered girl getting her ass-hole soul licked makes holding back my cum difficult. This is a real WOW scene to add to the real WOW video.

 

“WET ROOM”

Ninn Worx (www.ninnworx.com)

A couple times in my life I have made a girls squirt, especially when I’d put in the time, but I have never done so under a rush of water. Well, this film production of erotic fireworks shows girls, more than I can handle, fighting their Master back, but submitting to their own pleasures in spite of him. This Europroduction, complete with shiney leather, masks and boots, shows the Master enjoying a double squirt before cumming into the girls’ mouths. Hot kink with hot verbal. Mistress emcees the action. Extended open mouth cums.

 

“MILF BONANZA 2”

Metro Interactive (www.metrointeractive.com)

Man, do I relish a sex session where the couple begins their search for satisfaction while wearing outdoor jugging gear. The realism of a young mother jogging through the park and joining a steel rodded guy for an afternoon delight has been my fantasy for many years. I don’t jog too much (never) but to eat and analize a slim mother, and to see her soles covered in white sox aiming for the clouds, could definitely change my attitude. One girl with five kids has me preparing for a bout of aerobics. I like these defined and believable plots, the deep-throating by young women in soft workout clothes, the undressing of the partners and acrobatic ability of the tiny healthy girls.

 

“BRING'UM YOUNG Number 21”

Anabolic (www.anabolic.com)

Sometimes I get a little squeamish watching small girls getting skewered by excessively sized dicks, but not enough to turn the DVD player off. To see the colon and anus of an eighteen squealer stretched wider than the head of a Barbie Doll while she sucks the same sized dick of another guy rivets my attention. The youth’s do their double swallows and I do my double load. The interviews are cool and the action is hot. The girls that do not scream, talk throughout the session.

 

“IT'S A DADDY THING”

Elegant Angel (www.elegantangel.com)

Sometimes I gotta luv that little girl talk. The ones where the teenie asks, “Daddy, I want to learn something about sex with you.” In this DVD I see girls playing roles of 14 to 16 year olds, and guys in their 40’s and 50’s. These daddies, uncles, bosses and girlfriends’ fathers get seduced in servicing the 98lb bodies wearing little girl outfits. I hear the soft voices of the bright eyed smiling girls speaking about sex and inquiring about erotica throughout their entire sessions. “Can I touch it? Am I doing it right? It’s really hard.” Great foot jobs by tiny feet with dick slapping by tiny soles. Foot cum smeared up by lollipop and sucked. Tickling. Toilet pissing. Very hot verbal DVD to help the already great little-girl action.

 

“SWEET & PETITE”

Anabolic (www.anabolic.com)

I remember the song “Five Foot Two Eyes of Blue” and I get a more than small helping of that throughout this DVD. I think some of the wisps have such a diminutive stature that when they become gapped they’ll turn inside out. One girl surprises me by actually popping out of a suitcase. She takes the guys up the ass making my bowels a little nervous. Little girls getting dp-ed makes the intestines of the viewer do a little flip. Two 85lb Orientals get their tiny bodies impaled after some Sappho shenanigans. Cum gets sipped out of containers, licked off glass windows and swapped.

 

“ROOMATES”

Vivid Video (www.vivid.com)

After an appetizer of a “prima donna” rage during a TV interview, I am entréed into a feature film of revenge, involving three beautiful roommates. The dolls, always dressed sexy, even during some unique ass-hole massaging with one another, delight my eyes in roller skates, sneakers and bare feet to match their little black smocks. These females seem to abhor men, and the felling rises as mutual by one man. Excellent and erotic sex leads up to the class reunion… then the plot thickens.

 

“SHOT BI LOVE”

(www.thebodyshoppe.net)

This is the real stuff here. Six with-out-a-doubt gay guys have three blondes mixed into the dough. All nine clean-shaven wontons fuck, suck and eat ass simultaneously for my pleasure. To me, this constitutes an infinite fantasy. Imagine, I think, fucking and kissing a European number 10, while getting my prostate massaged by a rigid dick. And, stirring some sugar into the forming cake, I can watch others doing the same thing. Unfortunately, I’ve never been lucky enough to attend an orgy with true gay guys, but… maybe someday. I can dream, can’s I? Of course, I’d like to see more clothes. Nothing suits me better than the icing on the cake. Jeans, blouses, heels, sneakers, socks, etc., all coming off in stepping up the heat to the orgasms.

 

“TINKLE TIME”

JM Productions (www.jerkoffzone.com)

About fifteen surrealistic and realistic scenes where the girls produce urine into pools, cans, flower pots, kitchen sinks, etc. The catch for me come in the youthfulness of the girls and some of the things they wear. Cotton panties and no panties churn my libido as the tiny girls use urinals and toilets. Sneakers, anklets and purity add to the stirrings. Some of the girls masturbate and many piss through their cotton crotched undies.

 

“SLUTTY HOUSEWIVES OF THE OC”

LeWood Productions (www.lewood.com)

These Mommys fall into the category “MILFA” or Mothers I’d Like to Fuck in the Ass. I’m the “I’d” in that cute little label. The housewives of desire rump and rage like young twenty-year olds, and cavort as just as eagerly. All the Moms do what I expect them to do in any adult DVD, including anal and swallowing, and their experience comes through. Even scene starts with cloths, sex talk and situation set-up. Every scene ends with copious amounts of cum swallowing.

 

“EURO DOM 8”

Evil Angel (www.evilangel.com)

Beautiful and unusual girls in beautiful and unusual cloths generate high sexual energy. In the opening I adore a blue eyed slick blonde as she tantalizes three dressed guys into a European four-way. She dry humps them, she hand-jobs them, and she blows them. She sucks all their cum down her throat. Next, I see a cuff sub and a hanging sub, with their mistress, tantalize the next set of guys in the same way, after putting on BDSM vignettes for the guys. The three males cum together and the three females swap the goo. Equally excellent acts follow with a unique latex hood turn-on.

 

“VOLUPTUOUS 6”

Metro Interactive (www.metrointeractive.com)

Three Disk Set Two Hours

Yes indeedee! I love watching seven vignettes of big titted girls getting their open mouth facials and seeing the cum drip on down to their huge breasts. This DVD gives me nice ass work with prying fingers and good everything else. What I have is a group of romantic and pornographic love scenes where the volcanoes erupt after the kissing, fucking, sucking, and sixty-nine-ing.

 

“DON'T CUM ON MY FACE, CUM IN MY ASS”

Red Light District (www.clubredlight.com)

This DVD strikes me as somewhat more rough than most DVDs, and at the same time more unusual. Ass holes get pried wide and the prying fingers get sucked. The girls eat ass-hole cum from their own gapers. Lodged butt plugs with mouth and cunt skewering. The damsels get tossed around like rag dolls, as the guys probed them to death. I like the dildo sitting while the blonde sucks two cocks. This “total ass-movie” shows expelled cum from the colons being licked up and eaten from the floor.

 

“INITIATIONS 10”

Evil Angel (www.evilangel.com)

Oh man, oh man! To watch two blondes get ass-eaten, sucked and fucked by a guy with a 12” steel rod, and to watch them reciprocate, astounds my senses. To see one wearing knee-highs and the other wearing red socks with white sneakers takes my astounded senses and shakes them like armed marines assaulting a bunch of gowned Taliban. This shows as just one vignette of three long detailed sex soirees digitally recorded on this shinny silver disc. All the female Europeans in this offering get their elastic colons unbelievably stretched to a point whereby one girl tries to push off with her hand. The guys feel their ass-holes eaten and I feel my load ready. In the scene with the two blondes, the mother comes in, wearing heels and placing a rubber glove on one hand, and helps finish off the routine.

 

“TEEN POWER 17”

Kick Ass Pictures (www.kickasspictures.com)

Five suck and fuck fests of one-on-ones with one of the ones being very cute teenage empowered girls. The girls answer letters from readers and physically demonstrate how they seduce the older guys and get the guys to do their bidding. All include open-mouth facials and swallowing. I love that plenty of socks, sneakers and pure white feet rattle around in my sex driver. Extremely cute young girls. Bloopers: great.

 

“1 DICK 2 CHICKS #5”

Red Light District (www.clubredlight.com)

Five cum swapping, ultra fucking and anal sucking scenes flicker across my small screen thrilling my loins, time after time. Anything that two girls and a guy can do amongst themselves, sexually, I can see first hand. The girls are beautiful, the dicks are hard and the action is furious. The girls start of with lesbian intercourse before the stud comes into the scene. The behind the scenes interviews I sometimes watch before the main feature, and in the case of this DVD I feel that makes a nice start.

 

“BRIANA LOVES ROCCO”

Vivid Video (www.vivid.com)

A classroom full of girls, with some boys, pokes my senses with the sailor suits the girls wear, but unfortunately for me, the flick never capitalizes on this. At this stage the campus opens into a Romeo & Juliet story, but not like I experienced in Lit 101. These beautiful coeds have their ass-holes spread by thumbed and gouged with fingers and tongues. I enjoy a terrific glans licking with a young tongue as the sperm gushes out into the girl’s mouth. The Vivid girls, always number 10’s, have no trouble, when doubled, swapping the cum. The scenes epitomize erotica at a high level and the shooting of each show top production work.

 

GRIP & CRAM JOHNSON’S “ARCH ENEMIES”

JM Productions (www.jerkoffzone.com)

Two girls, in each of the five vignettes, give double foot-jobs to the men of their scene. The girls begin sucking off the guys’ toes and feet (not my favorite0, before continuing with the blow-jobs and more. I like the youngsters sucking one another’s feet and licking cum off one another’s toes. Nice hand-jobs pepper the footwork and the lasses do get belligerent toward each other. I particularly adore a guy getting a foot-job by one girl while the other damsel applies a foot and hand to the foot massaged pecker. The dolls do rise up to the occasion by bringing the guys off with their feet and making the necessity of the guys jerking themselves off non-existent.

 

“RATED T FOR TEEN 5”

LeWood Productions (www.lewood.com)

For me, a nice intro to a girl’s first time generates excitement. This DVD kneads the excitement well with a first-timer learning the camera. The camera girl keeps the patter going right down to the in-mouth cum scene. Sneakers, sox and slim white youngsters sandwich this first-timer sequence, and the other girls appear close to complete virginal first timers themselves. My favorite comes in the persona of a cute little blonde, wearing cut-offs, sneakers and crew socks, as she gets caught by her elder reading and masturbating to a porn magazine. When he eats her my libido fills with envy. Of course, she blows him, etc.

 

“FUCK DOLL'S #7”

Diabolic (www.diabolicvideo.com)

Three strings of love-beads simultaneously jammed up an ass-hole; what next will my eyes behold? And, when I see the cum spurting over a dildo, and getting tongued off by a cute blonde, I realize there’s more for my eyes to behold. This ranks, in my mind, with the best of the Ass-Hole genre of DVDs. This brings me to ask, “How would you like to have a blindfolded girl with her mouth wired wide by a jaw spreader?” Imagine a double load of silvery jism, half your own, flooding the pinkness. Ya know somethin’? With the spreader in her mouth, she can’t swallow the sperm.

 

“BIG WET ASSES”

Elegant Angel (www.elegantangel.com)

Seeing a shapely ass oiled and shiny, with the lubrication cascading down, up and over the rest of the body carry the sculptured derrière, sure gives my ideas of where I’d like to poke my dick. These five vignettes, plus bonus, use a gallon of glossy, slick liquid to coat the girls and the girls try to squeeze out gallons of cum from the guys. Heavy duty anal (and vaginal) penetrations have the spear cushions screaming for more. Huge penises, huge sperm deposits and huge moths wrap up each one-on-one scene. Toilet scene, interracial and over the horizon blow-jobs have embedment in each scene.

 

“DIRT PIPE MILKSHAKES #2”

Platinum X Pictures (www.clubplatinumx.com)

I remember as a kid when white guys called black guys, “Black Shooters,” but I can see the fallacy in that mythology. I now realize that black guys can fill up a cute girl’s colon with sperm, and after she shakes it up it comes out white onto a mirror, plate of floor. The jism retains the texture of a soda-fountain milkshake as she licks it up for a swallowing. The blowing, upside down fucking and gagging undoubtedly aids the sticky substance in its thickening. Good scene: fucking a dido stuck by suction to the hardwood floor, before the inevitable milkshake.

 

“OPPS, I GOT GANGED BANGED AGAIN”

Kick Ass Pictures (www.kickasspictures.com)

This happens to personify the good old fashioned gangbang. You know. The one where four, five or more gentlemen enter the maiden’s space and poke her holes by more dicks than she has orifices. The gods look over her and ensure her throbbing pleasure as she endeavors to suck as many of the sirs’ penises as she can to gain her own relief and that of her Masters. The sperm flows freely, moving the elixir of the male lives unto the soft, silky skin of the damsels. Oye! This is sex of its most basic and slimed level. I love it. Slobber, saliva and sperm stirred and mixed, and also shaken.



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