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“BI-FASHION”
Valley-Pro Video (www.thebodyshoppe.net)
Real Fascinating Fashion for a Fashion Party of Eight - I like the fashion shows, but this I like more. The reason: The six boys and three girls take one another’s clothes off and have inter and intra gender sex. The guys blow the guys, the girls blow the guys, and the girls and guys blow the guys simultaneously. The action gets so hot that I want to blow the guys too, if the ultra-pretty girls would do me while I did so. Fashion becomes improved and the girls get finger, mouth and dick attention by two guys each while wearing only the heels. The guys fuck each other and the girls. To bender the genders even more, strap-ons and dildos join the scene. Tit glaze of both girls as the finale.

 

“10 MAN CUM SLAM #15”
Kick Ass Pictures (www.kickasspictures.com)
A Kid Will Eat the Inside of an Oral First - An omni-oral cum fest, with girls who tell me what they like about cum, shakes my libido like an open and upside down cookie box randomly scattering its crumbs on the floor. The girls tell me the difference between good tasting and bad tasting creamy cum. Techniques of blowing fill my ears as the youthful girls tell of their fetish before the cum of ten men coat each girls’ tonsils. The rooves of mouths are coated as each load gets registered and tallied on the lower left of my screen.

 

“2 ON 1 #23”
Diabolic (www.diabolicvideo.com)
Doubling Pleasure while Doubling Fun, Gets a Scene with Squirting a Lot of Cum - I never though three a crowd, and the rough sex whereby two of one of the genders do the other gender, in this DVD, certifies my attitude. For example, I watch two guys double penetrate a single girl, then I watch two girls (twins) get penetrated, in every way, by a guy. Of course, when two girls decorate the scene the cum-swapping action churns my libido better than the two guys. Two dicks in one of the various holes of the maidens has a regular consistency for me. Good lesbian action opens the scenes before the male walks onto the vignette. One girl shows me how to eat cum off another girl’s pubs. During the bonus scenes, I watch a girl take two fleets to prep for the anal scenes. She discusses the taste of shit.

 

“FETISH FANTASTIC – CHAPTER 3’
Evil Angel (www.evilangel.com)
Special Extended Two Disk Set of almost 4 Hours
A Jumble of Jills and One With a Dick - Yikes, yikes and yikes! I love when a Mistress orders a Submissive to sexually service her. And, when the gorgeous Mistress turns out to have a dick, surprising me, I go nuts. More, when the sub’s embodiment comes up of Belladonna, yowee. Belladonna does it all with gusto: gagging, deep-throating, colon swabbing, with the Ms. in some very unusual physical positions. The over 12” strap-on up the TS’s ass with the simultaneous blow job says it all about this DVD. The vignettes supply a raster of feet attention with skids of anal insertions that include fingers, tongues, dildos and other metal items. I also remember my fantasies from when I reached 14 years, or so; tThe ones where I dreamed about eating a retracted banana from little Carol’s pussy. Well, the girl couples eat everything out of their partner’s pussy… and their partner’s ass. I view this as primarily a lesbian tape (a hot one) with the torrid scene of the TS and Belladonna making the admission price even on its own.

 

“FUCKING SCHOOL GIRLS”
MetroInteractive (www.metrointeractive.com)
A Mind is a Terrible Thing to Let Chaste – I savor the cute youthful masturbating school girl blondes that eventually get erotically pummeled; they yell for more as I pull harder. Fucking, sucking, etc. ensues. About five more blondes follow with one brunette. A scene with two guys and a blonde finds inclusion. The school girls have an aging of college level and not high school level, and their outfits have fuck-me boots and shoes, black and white fishnet stocking, leathery and latex pants and skirts, and miscellaneous blouses. The behind-the-scenes illustrates the girls as they change from their street clothes into their sex getups and I definitely enjoy this type of fashion show.

 

MARK WOOD’S “LIQUID DIET”
LeWood Productions (www.lewood.com)
These Suckers Could Open the Urethra and Make a Swollen Prostate Insignificant – Here’s Looking at you Kid - POV’s, one of my favorite genres, show the girls really spewing out the sex talk before ingesting the spew. The intense deep-throating, an idea emanating from the heads of the blowers themselves, gets me so hot that I could risk jail time if any of the girls wanted me to strip nude at Sunset and Vine to experience the same thing. These girls truly understand the art of jerking a guy of and blowing him. Girls receive some titty fucking, thumbs up their ass-holes, and ball sucking. No guys touch their own dicks to get off; they get off like I like to get off… on the expertise of the girl. Twelve girls in all to do my pecker wonders.

 

MICHAEL NINN’S “POP VOLUME 5
Ninn Worx (www.ninnworx.com)
Blow, Blow, Blow Your Boat - What more could I possibly ever want? It’s all-hands-on-deck as over 20 or so beautiful and artful blowjobs, with exotic fantasy scenery, and by gorgeous girls makes my erotic day. I love the wild sex chairs, the gloved hands and the highly classic oral sex. A condom emptied unto a girl’s face doesn’t hurt either. Plenty of slick saliva coats the shafts of the first mates and the girls slobber the guys to orgasm without most of the guys offering a helping hand. A couple of two guys and a girl and vice versa scenes included. European avant-garde production with erotic music to compliment the visual for those into sexy clothes on better-than-model like girls.

 

BRANDON IRON’S “TEN LITTLE PIGGIES – Volume 8”
Platinum X Pictures (www.clubplatinumx.com)
Sometimes One Has to Put One’s Foot up - DVDs like this happen because of guys like me. I like hard-core, hard and drippy sex and I like feet. This has six or seven vignettes that include both. My eyes get shocked with the heavy ass-hole gouging by dicks and fingers while always allowed to take in pure flesh toes, soles and heels. I definitely enjoy the guys sucking down the prettys’ feet and their broad bludgeoning of the lithesome bodies with their extra sized dicks. Excellent foot-jobs with post-cum sucking. Guy gets ass-hole smothered while receiving foot-job. The girls lick sperm off their own feet. I personally would like to see the socks, sneakers, loafers or boots to come off before I see the cute bare toes. The bonus scenes: surely fantastic. Two disk set.

 

JIM POWERS’ “SCHOOL GIRLS #4”
JM Productions (www.jerkoffzone.com)
Sex At Ridge Mont High - Sneakers and cut-offs constitute the kaleidoscope to massage my eyes as the girls sing and dance on the street and on the stage. I feel like I’m watching the teenie-bop channel on the cable. The story reverts back to where Dad abused and fucked up the girls before being jailed. A nice scene to me comes about when Ashley Blue experiments with another girl’s boyfriend by helping him pee, that is holding “it”. Nicely, as he pisses, her hand causes his hard-to dam up his pecker. That girl gives up every orifice of her body to please the guy and gain him as a new boyfriend. She does a spectrum of sexual activities to help him forget his fantasies. Lo and behold, Daddy gets out of jail and redoes the other girl whose images are no longer harbored by Ashley’s new boyfriend.

 

“TEENAGE ANAL ADDICTS”
Elegant Angel (www.elegantangel.com)
Your Ass is Crass, and I’m the Lawn Boy -
Five hot vignettes of my type of girls: youthful. They dress in abbreviated young girl outfits with stripped thigh-highs, plaid berets and inch high waist bands, not to forget braces. Before each session the lasses describe what they like about anal sex. Fingers plow their tiny ass-holes and gouge their tiny mouths. Slobber pours out of the deep-throated girls’ oral cavities and into their noses until their nasal cavities can take in no more oxygen. The girls have a size not much bigger than a Barbie Doll, and, in fact, the dicks going up their asses seem to be as thick as their torsos. Ass-hole sucking par excellance. One scene: The guy stands on the girl’s wrists, makes her suck his ass-hole and deep throats her. Wow!

 

“DOUBLE STUFFED - 7”
Anabolic (www.anabolic.com)
A Girl is Just a Girl; But a Slut is a Slut- Ah yes! As I like it! The girls don their fuck clothes telling us how the want two cocks in their wholes… at the same time. The girls beg for more cock, more cream and more pleasure. I envy the girl when the two ferrous rodded black guys bury their dicks in her. Large glass butt-plug up a redhead’s ass-hole proceeds one double bout. The three hour DVD includes two cocks in the same hole with an amazing amount of female cum swallowing.

 

“SURRENDER THE BOOTY TWO”
MetroInteractive (www.metrointeractive.com)
True Hi-Definition
Well, Shiver my Timber – In the days of the blackbeard the wenches discovered the power of the semen and laid subservient beneath them. But, our pirates and piratesses in this bounding main join their fluffy shirted lust as equals. In full period costumes, these one-on-ones comply with the bounty of eating, sucking, fucking and analyzing. A hot Sappho scene fills the screen with full skirts, swash-buckling blouses, boots and high stockings. The wenches stalk the plank and swirl the briny deep concentrated jism from it.

 

IRENE BOSS’S “SEXUAL HARASSMENT”
Irene Boss (www.domboss.com)
It’s a Toss as to Who’s Boss - Do I care about this little Submissive in her jeans, blouse and sneakers? Not really, because I’d like the opportunity to master the long haired blonde myself. Since I surely remain short of such pleasure, I live vicariously through Irene Boss and her Dominant friend Ms. Betka Schpitz. To wit: the poor sub shows up to serve wearing split-ass jeans. After suffering beatings, dunking and the rubber glove treatment, our blonde gets a four point suspension permitting Ms. Boss to kiss her face while Ms. Betka attends to her crotch. The Doms switch position. Clit-pins, tit clamps. beast squeezing and the vibrator stimulation follow. Over the whimpers of the dangling blonde, the Mistresses verbalize the action.

 

“BAREFOOT CONFIDENTIAL 40”
Kick Ass Pictures (www.kickasspictures.com)
Six Feet Under – I like seeing a sweet young thing getting her ass eaten out while her G-Spot becomes slippery from a finger lashing, but to see the soles of her feet in the same frames gives the head of my dick a fantasy all its own. In addition to the great sucking and fucking, the soul hickies and foot jobs awe the foot enthusiast. Rod Fontana, the foot lovers’ idol, shows his usual proclivity for taking full advantage of feminine feet, including the interracial action. I spoke to Rod a few times in the past and he definitely loves feet and his love manifests itself in his every porn scene. Behind the scenes chatter with the video is good. Swallowing, cum licking off feet, anal and foot-up-the-ass showings.

 

CHRISTOF CLARK’S “EURO DOMINATION 6”
Evil Angel (www.evilangel.com)
Love Me Tender, Love Me Blue - These girls get their ass-holes literally turned inside-out and when one girl takes a piss after receiving her vaginal plunging, her pussy hangs so low it appears as a penis. The choke collars make me want to pull as the girls swallow the deposits of goo. The girls are forced to give foot-jobs, get their feet eaten through their nylons, gag on cock and suffer with monstrous donkey dicks in their orifices. These Subs receive a lot of pleasure. Later, two Subs feel the wrath of a Dom starting with ball gadget shoved in their ass-holes. The Dom, wearing thick rubber gloves, gouges the Subs’ Ass-hole by inserting four fingers up to the knuckles and violently oscillating her hand. The Mistress has her male slave enter the arena, she sucks him off and spits the cum into her Sub. Double penetrations, a wild orgy and other fascinating acts of depravity shocks me senses before the end of the DVD.

 

“FRESHLY FUCKED #2”
Platinum X Pictures (www.clubplatinumx.com)
The hole thing; I can’t believe I love the hole thing - I can say, “Five scenes of two-males-on-one female,” definitely have a way of shaking my libido, especially when the lasses have reached 18. The guys take turns fucking the different orifices and do regular double penetrations. All the cute maidens swallow multiple loads and scoop cum from their insides for tasting. Expert and brutal blow jobs, blow me away. The girls get so erotically high when getting fucked by the large dicks that they cannot take care of the dicks they’re supposed to be simultaneously sucking. Terrific behind-the-scenes conversation with the girls. Bonus scene with additional internal cum.

 

“THROAT GAGGERS #10”
Red Light District (www.clubredlight.com)
Lots of Porgys and a Bess - Three black men want to use the first girl’s face for a fuck-ball, and they leave me in to share the visual and audio part of their experiences. I follow her white ass as she crawls to them and sucks their huge cocks, before eating their ass-holes. With her wrists locked behind her back, the guys force fuck her throat and use her mouth more by forcing her into other positions. She takes two dicks in her mouth at once. Later vignettes show me three black penises and four black penises dumping streams of goo into individual feminine mouths. One girl holds her ankles, while making like a rocking chair by arching her body, so four guys can ravage her. The girls earn their money in this one, because they treat me to their breathless gagging as they attempt to catch their breath before the big gulp.

 

“ASSMAN 29”
Anabolic (www.anabolic.com)
You’re the Cum in my Glotti - Oh yeah! I lay back and gander at 3 hours of non-stop reaming. Three guys pillage the first girl. Two girls, after anal stretching one another, take on two guys, one girl and two guys and a dildo show up next, and so on. Double penetrations, throat gagging, female brutality, and much more. Mouths fill with cum and the girls prove to me they swallow by opening their mouths to the camera to show me the gummy. Some girls do not want to swallow and they suffer the consequences. One unique Fourth of July set has two girls with lit roman candles in their ass-holes. These girls do a cum-swap. Noy for the weak of tart.

 

“SASHA’S WORLD”
Gotham Gold (www.gothamgold.com)
The Quickest Way to a Man’s Heart is through his Colon - Vince introduces Ms. Sasha through an interview so I can get to know her. Her expertise, at doing her slave boy and slave girl, suggest to me that it’s time to visit a BDSM business and get my comeuppance too. I get down with the opening slave boy worshipping the feet of the blonde Sub, Lisa, as she sits on a stool in cut-offs. She orders the guy to lick between her toes and to suck on them. Naturally, Ms. Sasha saunters in to the dungeon. Lisa gets bound to a cross while Frank gets unmercifully whipped in front of Lisa. Frank, bound at the wrists, sinks to his knees and worships Ms. Sasha’s feet at her orders. Trampling and face smothering excite the slave and myself. The redheaded Dom follows up with colon training and I can feel the guy’s pain as he howls to the inserted dildos in his ass. After some face pissing, Frank crawls to Lisa and worships her feet… while getting violently whipped. Lisa gets her punishment next. The DVD goes on and gets hooter and hotter.

 

GRIP & CRAM JOHNSON’T “Ball Hogs”
JM Productions (www.jerkoffzone.com)
Sac it to Me – Eight girls show me the difference between a straight blow job and a blow job with benefits. Of course, a ball-job and a hand-job together may even heighten my pleasure. I like the cum in this DVD… not for myself… because it sprays on the tresses of a pretty ball sucker. Also, it gets sucked out of a ball sac and spit back on the outside of the ball sac to be licked off by a cute black girl. A cool scene happens as a youth, wearing navy cotton stockings, gives her partner a ball-foot job.

 

“ANGEL PERVERSE”
Evil Angel (www.evilangel.com)
Don’t Do What I Do; Do What I Say - Two girls in cavort every scene, with huge dildos and lesbian love kicking off the vignettes. Almost before I unzip my flies I’m dealing with a possibility of premature ejaculation. Plenty of feet in this couple of hours worth of DVD. The first offering uses two stunning blondes to arouse me. After they make out and butt plug the other, a guy enters and while getting a blow-job from one he sucks on the fishnet covered toes of the other girl. Other perversities: butt plug by one blonde into the other; two girls use a guy as a fuck machine; anal with feet used as an entrance sheathe; foot-jobs from two girls and a foot job with simultaneous blowing. One foot –job brings off the guy and the other girl licks the sperm from the feet and swaps it. I haven’t forgot, as you won’t, the three blondes on a couch fingering each other’s mouths. One takes off the other girls’ shoes and worships their stocking feet… together. Fingers tenderly explore ass-holes and the fingers get sucked. Highly erotic ass talk. Guy comes in. While the two girls suck him, etc., the stronger girl gives instruction and tends to his face by talking sex to him. They decide whether to let him cum. He does… on the feet of one of the girls.

 

“BIG BLACK WET ASSES 4”
Elegant Angel (www.elegantangel.com)
Ass the Salt and Pepper Please - Five one-on-ones cute black girls to titillate my prostate. The girls get skewered by white guys and the ladies scream bloody curdle to show me their enjoyment. In the first episode I hear the girl yelling to her partner, “I hate you… you’ve made me cum so many times.” She squirts a couple of her blasts out of her pussy while his fingers push into it and his dick lodges up her ass. Every girl gets an opportunity to feel the anal drilling and to swallow the gusher. The slipperiness of the bottles and bottles of lube make the girls’ booty glisten their seduction.

 

“I PERVERT”
JM Productions (www.jerkoffzone.com)
You Don’t Need Analyzing - Brutally perverse and wildly unusual. My blonde asylum inmate starts off by sucking and swallowing about 50 dicks. Then, after imagining her doctor throat gag her nurse, with the complimentary analizing, show goes more insane with horrid fantasies of room with dicks protruding through the walls. Then the devil fucks her. Things become weirder, as in all Powers’ DVDs. Rubber dolls, infantilism, medical exam table, and desert weirdness intwines itsel throughout this offering. Looking at sex through the eyes of JM Powers offers a twisted erotic vacation very the healthiest and sickest of souls.

 

“AZN SUPER IDOLS 3 – MANIFEST DESTINY”
Video Team (www.videoteam.com)
A Slow Boat to China? - An American-Asian and a guy treat me to a subtle love fest with fucking and sucking and an open mouth facial. The I’m shown my favorite. A real Japanese school girl in sailor suit, knee-highs that fall down into slouch sox and baby janes. Unfortunately for me, the DVD neve capitalizes on the foot-wear. This second girl models before getting her ass-hole thumbed. After the usual sex antics, the Nipponese sucks his cum into her mouth with no help from him. A two more vignettes and a bonus scene round out this unusual DVD with sucking the way it used to be. Plenty of audio text trailers.

 

“A YOUNG VIRGIN’S ASS”
MetroInteractive (www.metrointeractive.com)
Yes Virgin Asses, There is a Panty Clause - Sweet young things open their vignettes on all fours so their partners have unlimited access to their cute ass-holes. A lube finger opens the apertures as a prelude to the many more fingers that later snake into the colon cause the gap. The gap then becomes pummeled by dicks that seem to large to fit. I can see the girls feel some pain, but they take their skewering to orgasm. The DVD comprises six one-on-one scenes with the expected open-mouthed facials, regular fucking and, my favorite, pigtails and summer cut-offs, beach shorts and light blouses.

 

TERA VISION’S “TEST DRIVE”
Vivid Video (www.vivid.com)
Entirely on HD
The Indy 500 Grabs a Big Audience as Does Tera - For Tera Patrick’s first anal, I cannot be happier. The cute blonde’s main scene parks between some very, very intense Oriental vehicles that include extreme ass eating of Lucy Lee. Of course, Tera talks the problem of her-flat tire no-sex mate over with her girlfriend, after making love to her. Since Tera fails to shift her Jack Nicholson bed partner into overdrive, she allows the mechanics (two at a time) to drive her sexually crazy. This speeds along as a fast and sleek Tera Patrick showcase with the usually chromium facials, fast piston movements in the tail pipe and a gentler non-golk club swinging Jack Nicholson impersonator.

 

LEXIE MARIE IN “INVASION OF THE PORNO SHOOTERS”
Vivid Video (www.vivid.com)
The Family that Plays Together Stays Together – The all-American family, mother, father, son and daughter, adds to their bank account by renting out their abode for a porno shoot. Then, Mom and Dad and Bud and Sue bag work and school to return to watch Jollywood evolve. They not only watch! The brother gives Lexie a douche and she has him eat her out, and some. He finds reward in cumming all over her ass, Next, Sis (A Soprano’s Meadow look-a-like in cut-offs) seduces the lighting man with an unbelievable hand and blow job. Dad and Mom waste no time in returning to the house either.





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