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ERIK EVERHARD’S

“JAILBAIT 4”

Jules Jordon Video (www.julesjordanvideo.com)

Two extra cute young blondes play doctor together before my very wide eyes. Their male chaperones watch TV in another room, before realizing the possibilities. The two couple switch and swap orgy comes to the screen as pure, fresh and chicklet clean. A somewhat weak (remember – young girls here), but effective erotic cum swap finale ties up the scene. Next, I gaze at a vignette of pool sex that moves indoors, in a 1-on-1, and culminates in a titty cum. Naturally, any time I see a blonde braided young Girl Scout show up at the door, my attention gets peaked. Those white over the knee socks and clunky baby-janes mean my jail baiting imagination approaches no lock-down. To see her seduced, apprehensive and nervously smiling about her predicament suggests the cell-key turning and stimulating my prostate comes closer and closer. I do wish the director had portrayed her a bit more squeamish about the sexual situation unfolding on her and maybe more resistance in her face could have enhance the DVD for me. Still, by the time the second guy shows on scene, I’ve gotten my lengthy oogling at her pretty pussy being eaten and fucked, while her shoed feet flail in the air. My girl blows the guy off into her mouth and registers true distaste… and I like that. A blonde bicycler skins her knees, but an older guy helps her out. She milks him into her mouth. And, tennis sneakers and tennis socks, on a cheerleader, follows, with two black guys doing her. Note: This by no means takes away from this video, but I like my little girls to register new found shock or surprise at having their first sex encounter by an older guy for the first time; maybe even shock and initial pain. Instead of the hopefully naïve girls saying, “Oh my god, yes, yes, yes,” I’d rather hear, “Oh my god, this hurts, please go easy and slow down. It hurts.”

 

MR. PETE’S

“IT TAKES TWO – 4”

Red Light District (www.clubredlight.com)

Just like I remember from catechism classes, the boat guests come in twos. They pad over the sands of the beach to get to Noah’s huge floating swingers’ party. In this case I see two girls. Beautiful girls. These younger lasses double up on different guys and the waves of erotica radiate out and pull and push my sexual anticipation on their tides. The maidens start dressed in sexy clothes and nuzzle one another in the setups before the main fucking and sucking attraction. Then, the lucky guys show up on deck wearing their jeans and shirts. The girls reach into the pants or unzip the flies, and send the single males to sea by expertly blowing and stroking. Open mouth cum shots, lots of varying daisy chains and everything normally expected in the red sea as land gets spotted at the end of each vignette. I consider the double blow jobs great and the cum-swapping between the pretty faces the perfect storm.

 

IRENE BOSS’S

“LET IT RAIN”

Irene Boss (www.domboss.com)

A rainy day in Western Pennsylvania means the Mistresses have a slow day between the Sundays when the rough and tumble actions of their Steelers can tickle the stern sections of their brains. Fortunately for them, they own a man-girl and the females apply their aggressive inclinations on him/her. Through the blur of an afternoon champagne drinking fest, the ladies dress him in a dressy rainware outfit and make his face over in girlie cosmetics and dish the humiliation on his willing spirit. Each pretty Mistress comes cloaked in rubber, latex and leather with exciting boots and shoes and seem ready to sing, “Kinking in the Rain.” Then the champagne burping begins. The girls carry their gaseous expellings to the dungeon where Josie the man-girl finds the tethering over a whipping horse quite comfortable, until the bull-whipping gets underway. I have felt such punishment myself (not from Irene Boss, as here, but she keeps promising me) and I need relate that the fantasy can quickly evolve into a torturous situation for the beatee. His ass turns bloody and red. A change from erotic clothes to different erotic clothes takes place and mouth to mouth piss transfer with mouth to mouth belching, alternating with shoe worship, hightens the downpour of erotica. Scatological talk, plenty of spitting and three Mistresses getting a sparkling wine high, at Josie’s expense, lead to the pouring of plentiful piss in the crack of his ass and in his mouth. Excellent detailed trailers.

 

DICK HOOKER’S

“GIRLS HANDLING COCKS”

Nexxxt Generation

MetroInteractive (www.metrointeractive.com)

Man, this sweet little Euro-Girls offering totally warms the cockles of my… something. Purely shaved Noxema cleaned daughters of Aphrodite lie back and accept intrusions by solid sized cocks for my prurient edification. Titty fucking and open-mouth facials came as the norm with no anal nor impact swallowing. I like the sexy clothing and the very virginal look of the girls. This I find to be a pure fucking and sucking offering with six one-on-one scenes having six couples.

 

MAX HARDCORE’S

“EXTREME SCHOOLGIRLS 18”

JM Productions (www.jerkoffzone.com)

These scenes shock me as violent vignettes of sexual terror on young pig-tailed and socked 75 lb teenies. The lasses cry and yell things like, “Ouch, it hurts,” as Max unmercifully rams his dick deep down their throats while their cute heads get bent backward over the arms of the couches. He anal-izes them all the way to his hilt and they moan in pain. Buckets of phlegm pour out of their mouths and soak the pink and blue blouses that act as bibs. Spectrums spread the girls’ ass-holes and Max fills their intestines with cum, which the youngsters in turn suck out of their colons through long plastic tubes. First girl: white anklets, flat round-toed shoes, orange mini-skirted dress with ball bangles and pigtails on her head. Second girl: anklets, heels, tank top, straight hair. Third girl: pig tails, pink top, thigh high white stockings and fuck-me platforms. Fourth girl: long straight blonde hair with pony tail, pink superman top, pink mini, white ballerina tights and white ballerina skimmers. Another girl comes en scene and hurts her even more forcing huge 12 plus inches down the blonde’s throat.

 

JULES JORDON’S

“FLESH HUNTER 10”

Jules Jordon Video (www.julesjordanvideo.com)

What a beautiful cop opening up the first of the six plus vignettes of this DVD. In her police uniform with shorts and ankle boots, she must pat down four suspects. To ensure complete searching techniques she eats out their ass-holes and sucks off their dicks. The last time I got patted down happened at the LA airport, and if I would have received an ass-job or blow-job it undoubtedly would have been administered by a 275lb. muscular black TSA guard. Back to the vignette: I have an opportunity to see her large black baton get shoved up her ass while she accepts a large dick in her pussy. I think the next of the series rates a “real” cool. A panty thief gets caught jerking off in a drawer full of undies. He’s ordered on his knees and she removes her black fishnet thong. As expected, the long haired brunette forces the “poor” guy to eat her ass-hole and pussy, before taking his load on her face. I worship the next girl-next-door as she really enjoys her orgasms. If I could fuck a girl and make her this happy, I’d never work for a living again… the girls would take care of me. The next cutie, specs and white hemline stockings, agrees to do four of her boyfriend’s friends. Last but not least: The Love Twins do an exciting and unique scene with full-nelson fucking. This allows the other twin to eat pussy, insert cock, French kiss, etc. Cum swap shown.

 

AMATEUR DISTRICT’S

“WHORE MART”

Red Light District (www.clubredlight.com)

I cannot say anything bad about the view of a couple meeting in a K-Mart type store and coming to a room for an afternoon delight. I find this no-badness especially true seeing the streaked long haired blonde in jeans and heels. Also, adding to my fantasy seems to anchor on her just being amateur enough to make me hate this guy and his luck. Fuckin’, suckin’ and ass-cheek cum for this Brazilian couple. And, the girl picked up in the porno shop, while checking out the dildo selection, certainly keeps my sensual-a-tivity – especially when the guy pulls her engineer boots off. The large guy rolls the little girl around like a rag-doll before spurting on her breasts for me. Anal cums, love beads and open-mouthed facials.

 

BRANDON IRON’S

“SHE IS HALF MY AGE”

JM Productions (www.jerkoffzone.com)

I always go for an opening where the girls get their asses rimmed before the real action grows. In the first of the series, two girls ask a guy if he’s ready to start the ageless work-tip of dick. With their tiny tongues the female youths French kiss one another while sucking on their guy’s penis. The girls stay dressed in their cute mini-skirted outfits while they suck out one another’s colons. I drool as he gets a hand-job and ball sucking as the other girl “makes out” (her words) with him. A cum-swap ends the scene. A 54 year old guy (older than her father) does a twenty year old girl (younger than… well, younger), adding some humor to start the scene. She gurgles his cum and then does two more older guys. A freckle faced Irish descendent gives a blow job and two couples follow in the next vignette. These girls reluctantly mouth play the cum between them.

 

PATRICK COLLINS’

“IT’S A DADDY THING! – 4”

Elegant Angel (www.elegantangel.com)

By the pool where horny Daddy slathers his young daughter with sunscreen, a little chemistry oozes out. The curvy seductress moves into position, after her shower, to tantalize him with her feet. “Rub my feet,” she pleads as she rests her soles on his pants covered erection. “Let me see it,” she asks and he warns her, “This isn’t right.” Well, right or wrong I love this sweet girl and concerned Daddy scene. They issue more taboo as a follow up. My favorite scene: Two little girls in cut-offs as they seduce one of their daddies. They lure him through their talk, their looks and their making out together. The lasses end up the scene swapping his cum. Later, the little blonde who jams her little blue panty-briefs in her father’s mouth, as he keeps turning her down, uses the ultimate seduction method. She reclines, opposite her sex target and inserts an electronic dildo deep inside her abdomen. I held off my surprise as he finally caves in. The older men each frig and eat their girls to orgasms before fucking them silly. Each vignette offers a REAL female orgasm up front and other orgasms follow. The guys totally open all of the girls’ bodies physically. My wife loved this one.

 

VIDEO TEAM’S

“OVERTIME 2”

COLLECTOR’S SERIES

MetroInteractive (www.metrointeractive.com)

Five (5) Disc Set At Twenty (20) Hours

I enjoyed this mish-mash of the 70s, 80s and 90’s. Much of it appeared to me to have VHS media sources for an origin. Panty hose, garter belts and the long hair styles I remember from the earlier of the bunch jog my memory almost back into the 8mm loop era. I watch the bushiest of bushes in some scenes, fatties on fatties, black men with those curly leg and chest hairs which today receive a shearing to glorify clean shaven skin. A guy with dicks for his hands satisfies two women, a flock of fatties fucks everyone and each other, five girls in jail do one another with dildos, and so on. To ape Bob Hope, I say, “Thanks for the memories.” Oh yeh, and the mammaries.

 

BRAHMASTUDIOS’

“BEST OF SWITCH HITTERS”

MetroInteractive (www.metrointeractive.com)

Two (2) Disks in the Package

I have here unusual vignettes offering me two bi-guys and a girl in each. The second guy reluctantly experience coercion and/or seduction into the first couple’s erotic playfulness. The number two guy finds out what sucking cock does for others. Cum splatters in mixed deposits, as the girls’ hands do reach arounds and reach throughs to squeeze out the loads. I really like to see one guy fucking the girls while the other stud fingers his prostate before fucking him up the ass. Thin, but very enjoyable, initiating story-lines that make me enjoy more the bi-guys with the sex fevered blondes. The girls have patches of hair and come from the USA. Abdominal and breast cums. Cornholing and gay suck fests. The second disk brings back some memories to me in its vintage. Actually, 1995 or slightly before seems its year. Some funky music, older colors and slightly outdated décor. The girls have big hair and humongous tits. But, the three way action more than titillates. Many different gender combinations.

 

ERIK EVERHARD’S

“DOUBLE VISION”

Jules Jordon Video (www.julesjordanvideo.com)

Two Disk Set

A POV where I can view a girl ordered out of her doggie cage, lap up some milk, piss on the floor and have a dildo pushed into her bowels and mouth. This before my real action begins with two blondes (the adorable love twins), one masked, doing my body and dick before finishing me off and showing me a monumental cum-swap scene with the girls interlocking their mouths sole kissing one another. Two more girls use their tiny tongues on the helmet of my pecker and especially devote extra attention to the glans… together. The four hands and two mouths feel wonderful and the girls talk to me, and I to them, as they make erotic comments to one another. A great cum dripping French kiss, between the girls, finishes me off. Later, the Love Twins do a really cool cum producing cunt-ortion. As my dick gets firmly sucked on the top buy one vagina, the other girl heartedly strokes the base of my penis until withdrawing me, mouth catching my jism and sharing it with her imaged sister. Excellent cum-swapping scenes are pervasive. Hot, hot, hot! A light hearted approach to serious sex.

 

MATT ZANE’S

“PUNKDURASS

Pleasure Productions (www.pornvideo.com)

An unwinding series of unusual porn opens with the explaination that Mark Zane can earn a blow-job off Tera Wray if, while being suspended by shark hooks through his dorsal skin, he can pick her up and spin around with her. Leading up to the epilogue I see Tera get seduced by Mark, Matt’s brother, and she takes a cum drenching all over her pretty faith. The next mini-episode shows a guy earning sex if he can beat a 200 pound blonde in a wrestling match. He barely wins and gets his sex from another girl. To get a blow-job, the next guy has to run around Hollywood Boulevard in a G-string.

Plenty of “jism in the face” scenes through sprays the volume of fire hoses.  Primarily a blow-job DVD. Very good hand-job buildups. All the scenes get set up by the directors and actors by speaking directly to me, the viewer.

 

JUAN CUBA’S

“WE FUCK ‘EM YOUNG 2”

Red Light District (www.clubredlight.com)

When I see a pair of white knee-highs enter the scene, I totally melt. As a refinement, I wish the girls could lose the “fuck-me” shoes before I see them. I like to imagine they just shed their sneakers, loafers or baby-janes, making them pure and sweet as a youngin’ matching my young-girl fantasies. Next, the white sox and sneakers of Daddy’s daughter’s girlfriend, in cut-offs, excites my balls as she must answer very personal questions to Daddy. He blackmails her into sex. More one-on-one vignettes follow with lovely socked girls doing things with their boys while their parents stay out of the house. Good verbal feed-back to the actor and camera man. Open mouth facials and open mouth cums. Second disk: Young Latinas.

 

JIM AVALON’S

“LES VAMPIRES” AND “LES VAMPIRES – THE RESURRECTION”

MetroInteractive (www.metrointeractive.com)

Three Disc Set with Comic Book and Deleted Scenes

I received this high value production set and ripped open the package with an erotic eagerness only surpassed by the last 30 seconds of a blow-job going to the finish. In gothic dungeons, with baroque music filling the air, I see many two girls on one guy scenes. The classic ladies erotically attend the guys, before turning them into vampires. Other than having a missing dick that must regenerate itself, I must say, “What a way to not go.” A story-line sort of zigzags throughout the reddish deep hued scenes on the first two discs, and the sex is for couples: almost R-rated, but with facials in vogue. Comic book makes up the last disk with interviews, a history of vampires, interviews, etc.

 

TOM HEROLD’S

“THE POWER OF FEET-NUMBER 8”

Pleasure Productions (www.pornvideo.com)

A foot DVD shows up on my desk and everything else goes back into the in-basket. I reign as the foot freak in the company and this DVD offering gives me full manifest as to why. The opening vignette allows me privy to a couple with the male part totally into feet. This truth is self-evident as the very cute blonde strokes him through his shorts after he removes her strappy white shoes and white sheer garter belt stockings. The evidence comes from her reaching into his shorts and pulling out his huge erection. She manages to wrap one tiny hand around his med-shaft while he feverishly kisses and licks the soft creases on the bottoms of her pure white feet. Foot-jobs, blow-jobs and fuck-jobs follow. The foot lover cums on the roves of her pretty feet and soaks her toes in jism. A blonde in black strappy shoes and black garter stockings continues the foot erotica. While drawing on a cigarette, she permits him to feel the power of her feet with her application of a foot-job. The cum becomes deposited on her nylon covered arches. A double girl scene brings in their plumber for the roundup of the series. Fucking, sucking, kissing, etc., with emphasis on beautiful feet.

 

MIKE JOHN’S

“NO CUM DODGING – NUMBER 8”

Jules Jordon Video (www.julesjordanvideo.com)

Two disk set

Triple hole simultaneous penetrations will never rise to the same level of erotica to me after these hard hitting DVD events pleasurably assaulted my eyes. In the opening scene, the cute wanton takes it all with calls for harder spearing. Naturally, after the penises stretch her various body canals, they leave the largesse of their work in the tiny mouth of the lass for swallowing, just before three more huge black peckers do their job in utterly choking her. Nicely, she eventually ingests their heaping doses of protein. Happily, these scenarios continue with other sexy girls until enough to cover Antarctica finds the way onto the girls’ stomachs. Great Behind the Scenes

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MR. PETE’S

“PLEASERS – 2”

Red Light District (www.clubredlight.com)

Two disks – second DVD: “Black Dicks in Asian Asses #2”

I like the cute little story lines that bring these cute little girls into the cute little world of sex. I also like the first cum shot: an internal to be shaken out, not stirred loose, unto the hardwood floor. This DVD pours on my pleasures through the portrayal of two girl plays and two guy preferences along with Latinas, African-Americans and Caucasians in one-on-one scenes. Sperm sipping, sperm swapping and sperm introductions fill the disk and I see light choking and gagging on cocks, with all the fucking, sucking and analing I expect on an X-rated offering. The second disk certainly cannot be considerd some type of mild extra. It too contains five full scenes of Asian girls on black.

 

BRAHMA STUDIOS’

“COMING OUT – A BISEXUAL TALE”

MetroInteractive (www.metrointeractive.com)

This DVD series looks like a bunch of born-again religious people to me. The scrubbed bodies and ultra-clean faces of these clean cut Americans on my screen could entice me to start visiting some holy tents throughout the Mid-West. I watch two homosexual guys get their cock-sucking interrupted by a cute girl and she starts them off before her housemate comes into the bedroom to show them how girls do it. The miss, wearing a strap-on, gets fucked as she fucks, and two laces of jism become laid to rest on her abdomen. And, I like this next offering, where a guy gets blind-folded by a really cute corseted and booted girl. Unbeknownst to the blind-foldee, she invites another jeaned guy in. The victim thinks he’s being done by his girlfriend, or maybe two girls, and… guess what? She finally rams the visitor’s ass-hole and her boy friend, eye cover removed, says, “God baby. This has always been my fantasy.” Boyfriend and girlfriend gag the guy, verbally humiliate him and ream him out physically. Boyfriend gets a facial and she licks it off his face before kissing him on the lips. A real wower: One scene includes one of the guys eating his own cum out of the girl’s mouth, before she accepts the next load and the three swap the double deposit amongst themselves. The cum-swapping and tasting is fantastic and maybe a break-through. Excellent oral exchange of harshness, gentilness and erotica. Terrific male ass dildo work.

 

IRENE BOSS’S

“EXTREME LESSONS IN BULLWHIPPING”

Irene Boss (www.domboss.com)

The inquisition repeats itself through the interpretation of Domina Irene Boss and Goddess Claudia. The women suspend the transvestite upside down by her wrists and ankles with the ass cheeks of his bottom clearly exposed to constant strafing by various paddles and whips. In front of a wall mirror, the blondes draw copious amounts of blood from each cheek and from his torso on all sides. Then the bull whips come out. The victim finds herself bound in various positions, however, the whipping does not cease nor decrease. Eventually, the whippee gets forced to lick up his own blood off the platform of the whipping post. Electric torture, unique hemostats work and more beatings keep him/her moaing and yelling with pain. Trailers offer some very exciting action… don’t skip them.

 

GRIP & CRAM JOHNSON’S

“SOLE JAM – 4”

JM Productions (www.jerkoffzone.com)

All of the sex of a good porn video finds inclusion in this DVD, with an extremely accented devotion to the pleasures of the visions holding the female foot as primary, and this constitutes my favorite body part. Sucking and fucking shows me constant additions to each of those scenes with foot jobs, toe sucking and the removal of strappy footwear. I always enjoy a foot-job as it simultaneously unfolds with a complementary hand-job. A guy getting a blow-job while he devours the girl’s feet never misses charging my libido. Toe nail polishing and full toe sucking shown.

 

MICHAEL FRANKS

“BABES BALLIN’ BOYS 19”

Pleasure Productions (www.pornvideo.com)

I must say that I like seeing the guys get “it” up the ass once in the while. I must say also, I like to get “it” up the ass once in the while. A knowledgeable hooker, a relatively good dominatrix or a transgender… yep! There’s sompin’ sompin’ for me, so I like this DVD. The guys do get off, eat their own cum from fingers and dildos and get split by artificial woodies worn by real girls. The guys gag, whimper and find some of the initial action deep right uncomfortable.

 

BELLADONNA’S

“ODDJOBS 3”

Evil Angel (www.evilangel.com)

Hand-jobs, foot-jobs and blow-jobs. Belladonna produces some of the best foot-job DVD’s in the world, I must say. She can give a pussy or dick direct stimulation with her feet, while she bends forward and accompanies her podiatrist duties with excellent oral ministrations. She opens with another cute girl as they both suck each other’s toes before the guy comes on the scene. Phlegm swapping is laced within the guy’s hand and foot jobs, with gobs of gagging. The cum swapping finale, with the entanglement of fingers, toes, hands and feet, borders on the edge of erotica. Soccer sox and sneakers, and a pigtailed youthful blonde, follow. An improvement in the sox/sneaker segment might have been if the guy did not strip off these garments so fast. For the sock fetishist and sneaker fetishist, like me, a little sniffing and foot wear lovin’ can go a long way. Nevertheless, the Heidi type does pump the sperm out of him with her feet. She scoops it up with her fingers and eats it. And, when Ashley Blue self gags herself by fisting her throat, before the blow-job and foot-job, nothing gets better.

 

MR. PETE’S

“IT TAKES TWO – 5”

Red Light District (www.clubredlight.com)

A pure baby-fresh blonde and Noxema clean brunette make slippery slimy love to their guy with saliva as the lube of choice for lips, pussy, ass-holes and dicks. The squeaky virginal looking lasses clean the sperm out of the guy’s balls and erotically, with love, swap it back and forth between their pink lips and ultra white teeth. The double girl sessions continue with truly effective ass fucking scorching daisy chains. All scenes have multiple cum swapping with French kissing between the girls. Two black girls and a guy come no less as enthusiastic as the previous vignettes with fucking noir of the same actions.

 

ANABOLIC’S

“GIRLGASMIC”

Anabolic (www.anabolic.com)

This happens as the first of Anabolic’s “all-girl” series, and it comes through to me as top drawer stuff. I see at least 15 very desirable females throughout these moving frames and I’d nibble on any of their nipples. I see them as “Girls Gone Vile” because they probe with fingers, lick with tongues and gouge with dildos one another’s vaginas, ass-holes and mouths. The five-way female orgies soak my soul in French-kissing and double penetrations of dildos. The girls impress me as being the cute thing next door; all preety, slim and eager.

 

STICKY VIDEO’S

“EXTREME TY”

Sticky Video (www.stickyvideo.com)

Ty takes on 10 guys, but somehow forgets me. In her plaid skirt she teaches me the decimal systems as the 10 guys cum in and all over her. Not satisfied with accepting only dicks, she adds to the variation by having the guys plug her with plenty of dildos, giving me many multiple insertions. I like the continuous, no break sex in this video. Hands, up to the knuckles, lubricates Ty’s canals to allow a really oversized dildo to find insertion in her colon while a large dick penetrates Ty’s vagina. Great stills on the tail-end of the DVD.

 

IRENE BOSS’S

“MEETS THE BLACK POWER ULTIMATRIX!

MISTRESS DENETRA

Irene Boss (www.domboss.com)

An intense entry into the market by Irene Boss showing the extremes of mummification bondage with breath control, feet ticking, face sitting, foot smothering and verbal humiliation. In his bondage on a punishment box, the sissy cries, moans, whimpers and yells out. I like the Saran Wrap confining the guy, with his huge erection getting also bound by the clinging material. More layers of duct tape cover the transparent wrapping and Johnny becomes totally immobilized. A gag with an air hose next covers his mouth and the Mistresses suck and blow into his only source of oxygen. Ticking then begins. After the extreme finger torture, Johnny finds himself de-mummified then re-mummified again.

 

MARK WOOD’S

“IN IT GOES – OUT IT CUMS”

Red Light District (www.clubredlight.com)

After a solo-vibrator opening in the school locker room, a horny boy enters, and before I realize, her banded individually toed socks point at the ceiling, after she gives a blow job and takes it doggie style. The vignette finishes with the cute little blonde receiving a load in her vagina, expelling the load to the locker bench and licking the load from its leather covering. Four more scenes follow with one-on-one erotic encounters. Each one of the series finishes with an internal cum shot of which the girls muscularly burp out of their lower orifices unto a non-porous surface. Then the girls gobble up the expolsions.

 

LENNY BRUISE OF EVOLUTION EROTICA

“HE-SHE HIGHWAY – 8”

Pleasure Productions (www.pornvideo.com)

What I especially relish in a she-male offering, like this one, centers around the addition of having a female included within the erotic action. On this DVD, the girl-girls perform like the she-males by plowing the guys’ ass-holes with their tongues and multiple fingers, oh yes, and the strap-ons. The first money shot: from she-male to face of she-male. A mixed couple begins the next of the series with a she-male entering and sucking ass-holes. A hot scene during this match-up shows a guy on his back with his knees folded to his chest while the girl blows him and the other she-male fingers and suck on his unpuckered anus. I love the interracial prostate massage with the accompanying hand-job and blow-job. A good internal mouth cum. Some scenes have 2 she-males and no girls.

 

JAMES AVALON OF CAL VISTA

“RED VIBE DIARIES”

MetroInteractive (www.metrointeractive.com)

Three (3) Disk Set

I find I usually don’t have a desire for full length feature films. For the most part I like to see the scenes begin immediately with the action, just after enjoying the girls’ clothes and their bodies or the directors’ sexy interviews. In the case of this Cal Vista’s “Red Vibe Diaries” DVD, I can strongly suggest that this feature film well employed my erotic time. The photography and scene settings add to the erotica. The plot also fits my fantasy and believability. The development of the sensual tale revolves around a very rich housewife who slowly becomes seduced by a Beverly Hills madam into the world of prostitution. The feature follows a personal diary format. The housewife finds herself watching x-rated DVDs with the madam and the pornography affects her to constant conjure up thoughts of sexual fantasy. Unusual and class sex scenes follow with lesbianism, foot fun, two guys, etc., etc.

 

PARIAH’S

“FUCKED UP HANDJOBS”

JM Productions (www.jerkoffzone.com)

Something different and I duly appreciate such. I have a partiality to hand-jobs that take place with expertise and/or professionalism. I find very few girls know how to give a good hand-job and that goes from those working in first tier escort services to pure massage parlors. Wives and girlfriends fall into the less than glitzy producer of hand-jobs too, however, how I find out this information I intend to keep to myself to protect the innocent. Well, I see the girls peopling the female side of the frames throughout this DVD also don’t measure up. Looks: yes; action: eh. Still, the movie rings good because of its uniqueness in the market at present. In addition to spoiling the hand-jobs they give to the guys, the director wants them to be mean. He keeps hammering them to dish out meanness, to scrub guys own cum over their own faces, to pinch their balls, to forcefully squeeze the dicks and to unmercifully beat, with whips and fingers, the dicks they have at hand. I do like the flick, and if part two comes out, I’ll bet it to be a hit for guys like me. The third disk: icing on the already “great” cake.

 

LEGAL PINK’S

“TWO 4 ONE”

MetroInteractive (www.metrointeractive.com)

The title says what it says: two girls for each guy. Without a teenie doubt, two very youthful and cute girls doing a guy (12 girls in 6 scenes) rise to the very highest of frequency in my fantasies. To see them here, opening the scenes with lesbianism of the pigtail variety, and the closing of the scenes sharing cum, registers a whole lot of interest on my part. And, when they wear their little socks, I go nuts. The youths are amateurs, making the DVD even more exciting. The girls keep just enough clothes on to make things more interesting. Other Legal Pinks currently released and very worth seeing: “Oh Boy! That’s a Big Toy”, with six 1-on-1’s and large dildos; and, “Pigtail Puppets”, another European teenie production.

 

JEFF STEWART’S

“FUCK MACHINES”

JM Productions (www.jerkoffzone.com)

Fucking and getting fucked with and by a machine might not be the zenith of the industrial revolution, but this DVD does move the idea close to the acme of erotic imagination. The machine acts as a lathe or miller for producing the end product of a solid female orgasm. Nicer yet, like in the opening scene, Seymour Butts uses the equipment with imagination on a cute girl. Varying the speeds, the positions and the orifices, with plenty of lube, he brings the long haired blonde, in thigh-high stockings and black platforms to the pinnacles. Like a machinist, he lies on the bed with the control in his hand and talks to the girl. Different dildos get used. A later scene has two fuck machines; one for the pussy and one for the eager mouth. A girl “solo” scene shows a sexy girl-next-door type doing everything with and to the mechanical dildo driver that she’d do with a guy. A wild double vaginal penetration for girl in white boots.

 

JIM POWERS’

“BOUND”

JM Productions (www.jerkoffzone.com)

A surrealistic feature, where a stunning blonde awakens and finds herself surprisingly dressed in erotica and surprisingly in bed in a house she does not know. The same things happen to other girls. All become bound and gagged in various ways and on different stages and their plight centers on serving masters, both passively and actively. This blows my senses as it is B&D the way I like it. The girls become bound and used the way I want to use them. I see the female subjects as beautiful and as dressed in the clothes I adore. Vicariously, for me and through the actors, their lily white asses get totally tongued, fingered probed and munched. Their slight pink pussies experience the same pleasures.

In one typical vignette, rubber over-the-elbow gloves excellently jerk the male penis and when the platform shoes become removed the girl offers her latex covered feet and toes to the guy’s mouth. I can only imagine removing the synthetic stockings to lick off her sole sweat. One of the highly, highly erotic scenes, like the others. The DVD includes a smattering of the following: pussy pump on spread eagle shackled blonde, drugged girl forced to watch B&D porn flicks, enough ball gags to fill a pool table, hair munching, French kissing, two guys (one a watcher) and one girl.

 

STAURT CANTERBERRY’S

“THE ORIFICE”

Pleasure Productions (www.pornvideo.com)

Some people like to have their own office, and others like to have and use orifices in their offices. This set of offices and orifices offers interoffice intrigue as the secretaries and office boys intermingle. The office suits on the girls, with their sensible heels and dark hem-top stockings, make for a nostalgic revisit to those days when I worked in an office. I refer back to the days when every manager and executive had a secretary. Not that I had any of the action, but my imagination sure filled with many erotic images. This DVD outlines an interviewing process for a new secretary to replace the one fired for fucking on her boss’s desk. Naturally, the hiring process does not concern itself with any sexual harassment problems and sex comes as the major requisite to having a successful employment interview. The 69 lesbian scene, dildos, frenching and pumps, brings me off first, and the handicapped office bathroom scene second.

 

NACHO VIDAL’S

“THE HOUSE OF SHE-MALES – 8”

Evil Angel (www.evilangel.com)

Here are ten solos of pretty she-males that pose for the camera and erotically jerk off to the expected conclusion. The repetition becomes somewhat tiresome to me, but for those guys (and some girls) the uniqueness of she-male after she-male pleasuring themselves comes to full fruition in the fuckless presentations. I enjoy she-male videos, however, I like the she-males doing one another or a female mixed into the fray. Good looking guy-girls stroking their rods to the finish fascinates and the fact that some of the girls come off as outspoken while others act more demur helps.

 

MAX HARDCORE’S

“MAXED OUT #9”

JM Productions (www.jerkoffzone.com)

Max does it again; or rather he has brought it out again. Still his everlasting self, Max indoctrinates the young girls into the wild world of woe-is-me rough sex. A good sprinkling of white sox, with one youth of a pair of yours even having loafers. The fuckin’ and suckin’ action flares to a high temperature and gobs of saliva and sperm. Upside down head fucking and ass fucking remains as a staple, with unimaginable positions for unusual sex dick probing. The four finger, up to the knuckles, by Max on a dressed cheerleader type girl, with her legs spread wide, certainly piques one’s libido. The double hole digital probing and a slow and sensual (and full) insertion of love-beads help to stoke up the heat.

 

WILLIAM H’S

“PERFORMERS OF THE YEAR”

Elegant Angel (www.elegantangel.com)

Two (2) Disk Set

The key to this DVD comes in the form of the females all winning awards for the year. The producers have put together seven brand new scenes of these top performers and they have given to us a sample box of the best. Each vignette begins with a good interview where the girls can permit the viewers to know something about them, both socially and sexually. Posing follows and then the action unfolds. The male and female actors begin their scene in clothes which find placement on the floor as the fucking, sucking and analing becomes enjoyed. Excellent colon eating of the girls, some who keep on their gloves, shoes and stockings, fills the screen. Foot kissing has inclusion, as well as open mouth facials. Internal ass cum shot gets expelled by cute painted fingers and tiny little farts.

 

BELLADONNA’S

“FUCKING GIRLS – 5”

Evil Angel (www.evilangel.com)

How can I not love watching Belladonna and her extremely open minded girls. As a director and performer, she can open up her female charges like a hot knife slicing through fresh butter. In the process she does the same thing to my soul. Bell starts the first scene having an outdoor lesbian make-out in the middle of a roller skating bit. The heavy duty frenching continues in her apartment where the two girls devour one another. The sex sizzles beyond description. The ass eating astounds the imagination. The molded hand equals awesome. And, this raw, wild and wet sex goes on for two erotically charged disks. Some very unusual and unique surprises. The jeans, the sneakers, the casual heels, the socks, the everyday tops all add to the immense pleasure I receive from this excellent pornographic offering. Nicely, most of the clothes stay on the slim bodies as the girls finger, tongue and probe each other. The nymphs ask and tell one another how to do it and if they’re doing it to the other’s satisfaction. Buy this one and do not rent it. It has the substance to create many, many orgasms. It’s definitely a keeper.



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