By Rick Ryan

They say you can have too much of a good thing. While that may be true for some things, it certainly doesn't apply as far as Jessica Linn is concerned. And fans of this blonde sensation will no doubt agree.

"I have been incredibly busy with dancing, I have seen the road more than my own home! It is a lot of work, but I love it!" stated the former Playboy Cyber Girl (September 5th, 2005 to be exact), who is known for her trademark long blonde hair and curvy figure.

I caught up with Jessica during her first night in Kansas City at Bazooka's Showgirls. Jessica would not allow photographs to be taken of her on stage, but I figured she was just trying to control her photographs because of her website. But she did sit down for this exclusive interview upstairs in the feature's dressing room at Bazooka's. Wow! Was she a knockout! And she did allow a few photographs to be taken then.

QLIMAX: Tell the people something about yourself who don't know you?

JESSICA: Well, I used to be a Math teacher, which was one of the things I used to do. And I just basically jumped into modeling and jumped into the porn stuff. Started with Playboy and took off from there.

QLIMAX: You were a Math teacher?

JESSICA: Yes, 7th & 8th grade math.

QLIMAX: What in the world ever got you into the adult industry?

JESSICA: Did that for a year and wasn't happy and wanted to do more and I just quickly went to Miami, did some photo shoots and stuff like that for Playboy for a couple of years and then switched over to the dark side. That is pretty much it.

QLIMAX: So have you been to the mansion?

JESSICA: Yes I have, lots of times.

QLIMAX: What was that experience like?

JESSICA: It's big, it is very big. He's got lots of exotic animals. His girlfriends are totally cool and I got to hang out with him and his brother and all the old school people that used to come over all the time. Like his extended family that hang out with him and stuff like that. We went out partying lots of times. It was pretty cool, it was fun.

QLIMAX: Where were you born?

JESSICA: I was born in New York, to be exact, Jamestown, New York.

QLIMAX: Were you a typical school student?

JESSICA: Oh yeah, I was a straight A student, national honor society, graduated with honors. I was straight laced totally.

QLIMAX: Did you get into any sports?

JESSICA: I used to do swimming. That is what I used to do all through high school, indulging on the swim team.

QLIMAX: So you were a dolphin.

JESSICA: Pretty much.

QLIMAX: Now what are you currently doing?

JESSICA: Lots of stuff for my web site, and featuring around the country. I just came from Fort Lauderdale and next week I'm in Delaware. A week ago I was in Boise, Idaho. I do a lot of traveling, a lot of modeling, that sort of thing and real estate. That is my main thing I do.

QLIMAX: Do you enjoy the traveling?

JESSICA: Yeah, it is lots of fun. You get to meet new people all of the time, see new cities and stuff like that. It is pretty cool.

QLIMAX: When you're home chilling out, what do you like to do?

JESSICA: I love my TV. I do have favorite TV shows. "Heroes," on Monday nights. I always have to end up getting it from I-tunes because I don't get a chance to watch it. Wednesday nights are "Jericho," and "Lost," then "24". I'm a "24" junkie! I wait for the whole season to come out and I do a marathon and I stay up for like three days straight basically and get maybe 2-3 hours of sleep and start all over again.

QLIMAX: How about the "American Idol" or "Survivor?"

JESSICA: No, "American Idol" is the same old same old. I love Jack Bauer, he's awesome, and I love "24."

QLIMAX: When you go out to eat, what do you enjoy?

JESSICA: Most of the time what I love is Papa Johns thin crust pizza. That is my favorite. I love Papa Johns.

QLIMAX: What type of music do you enjoy listening to when you are at home?

JESSICA: I love my classical, my country. I love country. I'm a big country fan. Dance music and pop. I like all different kinds of stuff, anything pretty much except real oldies music.

QLIMAX: What goes through your mind about men and women seeing you in the raw and probably wanting to get in the sack with you? You're in these layouts in these magazines like Playboy and you got these guys probably jerking off to your photographs. Do you think about that, and how do you feel about it?

JESSICA: I take it as a big, huge compliment. Like just the fact that someone actually wants to buy my stuff and buy pictures, it is a huge compliment that people actually find me attractive and it is the ultimate compliment that someone finds you attractive and wants to buy your work, movies, pictures and get Polaroid's with you when you come to town. It is a big compliment.

QLIMAX: You seem really sincere about that.

JESSICA: Oh, I am. I'm really taken back by it all.

QLIMAX: What are your plans for the future?

JESSICA: My personal plan is to get my website going like super big and would love to own a horse ranch. That is my big plan, I want a horse ranch.

QLIMAX: So you are into horses?

JESSICA: Oh I love them and dogs. I have 2 wolfs at home and 3 cats. No horses yet, but that will come soon.

QLIMAX: Since you are really into horses, have you ever thought about what it would have been like in the old west days when horses were your main mode of travel?

JESSICA: Oh, I would have loved to live in the old west. No makeup, don't have to do your hair. You can wear cowboy boots, which is all I wear, cowboy boots. I love my cowboy boots. I call them my little shit kickers. I love my cowboy hat but I don't get a chance to wear it that often. I have to be like in a certain place where I don't stick out looking ridiculous. When I'm in Texas or anywhere in the Southwest I wear my hat and boots all the time.

QLIMAX: So you actually think you could have lived back in the old Wild West days without all of the luxuries we have today?

JESSICA: As long as I had a nearby lake and a bar of soap, I'm good as golden.

QLIMAX: What is your website address?

JESSICA: www.jessicalinn.com.

QLIMAX: On your website are you going to be doing any of the live remotes or anything like that?

JESSICA: Yes, web cam stuff. People can make special requests and I make personal movies for anyone who has a fantasy. I've got guys who have so many fantasies. They want shampoo videos and hair drying videos of my hair and stuff like that. They want to see a guy relieve himself sexually into my hair. They want to see that kind of stuff. They want to buy the videos of that kind of stuff.

QLIMAX: Now you've done a couple of videos haven't you?

JESSICA: Yes, I've done a couple for Wicked, a couple for Club Jenna, Metro and my own.

QLIMAX: Do you plan on continuing to do videos?

JESSICA: Oh yeah. I'm probably going to be doing a lot more with Club Jenna. I'm going to be working with a bunch of people and stuff like that and it gets a lot of movies done. Big plans in the works coming up this year.

QLIMAX: Any last words for your fans?

JESSICA: Just come check out my website and come email me. I love to get suggestions on videos like what do you want to see me do? I love that kind of stuff. I get the craziest wackiest stuff but I love it. It is just a huge high for me that people email me and want to see me do this and that, I want you with this person, I'm like oooh. Then my wheels are turning and I'm like I have to call this person up and see what I can do.

QLIMAX: Have you had any guys come up with a suggestion, well, I'd love to see you do me.

JESSICA: My thing is I'm always taking applications.

QLIMAX: Well, I appreciate you taking the time with us Jessica.

JESSICA: Well, thank you so much for coming out and visiting me. I really appreciate it, thank you.

WRITER NOTE: I'd like to thank Bazooka's Showgirls, Jimmy, Botch, the waitress and dancers for their hospitality. For more information about upcoming features at Bazooka's Showgirls you can call (816) 421-1915. Or Go To: Showitallgirls.Com. The premier all-nude gentlemen's club of Kansas City, Missouri.