TOP TEN LIST - THE GOOD, BAD, AND UGLY 

We here at Qlimax.com have come up with the ultimate little checklist of establishments for your reference… read on and enjoy… 

1. CALLOWHILL II - Asian Massage - 1041 Ridge Avenue - @ North 11th St 400 block - Philadelphia, PA - 215/232-6122 - Rates: $50 door fee, $100/an hour on top of that. Place has double-doors and is between power sub-station and Buttonwood street. Place is a spin off of the old Callowhill Relaxation Center of AMP lure. The Ma Masan is the same Lily from days gone by. They have 7 girls working. This place has gotten so popular that you may a short wait to see a girl. The girls here are stripper quality Korean girls. Try Cece, who seems very popular 24 year old 5’3'’ with medium length hair, petite figure. Jeanie 28 years old, 5’4”, 120lbs, shoulder-length dark hair with accents, nicely enhanced C-cups, with a tight body. Mimi who is a cute Thai gal, with a nice body with great fake tits. And they all have the great Callowhill smile. Young and old say this is the best AMP in the Country! RATING: GOOD! 

2. EXCEPTIONAL RELAXATION - Full Body/Caucasian - Seventh South - (Hudson & 11th Street) - Quaint West Village and on the East Side - 212/645-4995 - Rates: $120/½ hr, $140/¾ hr, and $150/an hr, respectively. Cash only. Tips: appreciated. 12 yrs in business. Also have an East Side place. No oral nor intercourse. RATING: BAD! 

3. MAGIC MOMENTS - Highway 74/76 West - Delco, NC (near Wilmington) - 910/655-8486 - Massage is either from a girl in topless, lingerie or nude. Rates go up to $100 for nude and $75 for topless, $50 for lingerie. Accept tips, but specipy no sex over the phone, but hint that "the bigger the tip, the more fun you'll have." 3 girls a shift. Paranoid. Su-Ths, 8a-2a; Fr-Sa, 8a-3a. RATING: UGLY! 

4. ASIAN EXOTIC ORIENTALS - Incall/Outcall - Atlantic City/Pleasantville Area - In New Jersey - 609/241-4479 - 609/289-1401 - Rates: $200 per hour Incall; $250 per hour for the Casinos. Tips Accepted. A number of Asian delights including Vietnamese, Chinese, Korean and Japanese. The girls come across as very accommodating during pre-session and during the session. For outcall, the service is prompt and professional with accurate descriptions. Male available for couples. This is a very friendly business. 24/7. RATING: GOOD! 

5. MARLOW’S - 365 East Main St. - 95-55 Building, second floor - Branford, CT - 203/481-9737 - Rates: $45/½ hr, $65/¾ hr, $80/an hr. Full body massage by nude girl, for tips in $50 range or so you can also get a great hand-job. That is definitely all. Lee, the manager called to tell us "No nude massages are offered here!" No full or complete service under any circumstances. Locate near the Branford Motel, 4-6 usually Caucasian girls a shift, very clean with a nice shower room in the back, 3 carpeted rooms with comfortable massage tables. 11a-9:30p, M-F, closed Sa/Su. RATING: BAD! 

6. CIARA OF BUFFALO - In-Outcall/Full Service - Incall: Moments from Niagara Falls. - Buffalo, NY - 716/812-1949 - Rates: $200/an hr, $300/2 hrs, and 450/3 hrs, incall. $250/an hr, and $350/2 hrs, outcall. Mature (Very Mature!) independent Irish, brains and personality. She’s 38-years-old. A petite redhead with long hair, and athletic build. She involves you in her sessions physically, mentally and emotionally. She measures 34B-24-34, at 110lbs. She prefers seeing men over the age of 30, funny because she looks to be 50! Often travels to Albany, Binghamton, Syracuse, Cleveland (OH), Boston (MA). Hours: Weekdays-8a-3p. (Incall), Anytime for outcall with advance notice for weekends. She does not work holidays. RATING: UGLY! 

7. KIMBRA - Incall Only/Full Service - Incall: I-405 & Rte 101 area - Sherman Oaks, CA - 818/728-4664 - Rates: $250/an hr, for lip service, $300/an hr for full service, tips accepted, not needed. A blonde, in mid-20’s, 5’9", has natural 36D-25-37 measurements. Works from an upscale apartment in a nice neighborhood. Provides some nice extra services such as refreshments, soft music, a fireplace and candlelight. Gives not only very good complete service, but is a joy to be with.  Available M-F, 10:30a-6p. RATING: GOOD! 

8. SELINA - Outcall/AVOID - Phoenix, AZ - 602/455-4660 - Rate: $250/an hr. This gal is considered a rip-off. The photos of her online is nowhere near to being her. She’s probably in her mid to late 30's, bad attitude, and brings a driver with her. Don’t try getting out of the session or not paying her. You’ll have your hands full of shit! Hours: 24/7.RATING: BAD! 

9. PAIGE - In-Outcall/Full Service - Incall: Motel in Burnsville - Twin Cities, MN - 952/942-5033 - Rate: $250/an hr. An independent, mature provider around the age of 50. Stands 5’9", 120lbs, shaved and 36D-24-36. While her body is quite firm for a woman of her age, her skin is quite saggy, especially on her legs. Her tits are not natural either! Paige provides neither a bad or great session. She covers for blowjobs, and she enjoys a man going down on her. She is into dirty talking, which most men love. 10a-10p. RATING: UGLY! 

10. NICIA - Incall/Individual Girl - Manhattan Private - Near the Empire State Building – 34th Street @ Fifth - 917/443-7157 - Rates: $160/½ hr, $300/an hr, tips appreciated but never asked. Catherine Zeta Jones looks like an older version of this sweet Art Major. Nicia seems about 22 years old. The Italian-Columbian glides on a 5’4” aura. Vitals: 33C-22-34. Mon-Wed-Thu-Fri: 12pm-9pm. No rush. RATING: GOOD!