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INTERVIEW WITH CHELSEA CHARMS By Rick Ryan Don’t expect to hear too many wild stories about Chelsea Charms, the truth according to her is that she’s a quiet, down-to-earth country-girl, who says the only wild thing she does is what you’ll see in her private movies. Billed as having “Ginormous” breasts, Chelsea Charms could be billed as the “Eighth Wonder of the World.” Before arriving in Kansas City to appear at Bazooka’s Showgirls, I actually got caught up in the hype of “Are they really that large?” syndrome. I’ve met several big boob feature entertainers over the years, including Morgana, Sofia Staks, Sarenna Lee, etc., but never one that people constantly make comments about as much as Chelsea. Chelsea definitely gives new meaning to “a tit fuck.” I caught up with Chelsea after her first show at Bazooka’s Showgirls for this exclusive interview. Luckily enough I was able to sit down with her after she was swamped with fans upstairs in the video store to do autograph signings and Polaroid pictures with those who admire her so much. One fan brought her a couple of gifts. Apparently he follows her very closely, and he tries to see Chelsea where ever she appears. But here’s my interview with the charming Chelsea Charms.  RICK: Chelsea, why don’t you tell us a little bit about yourself. Where you are from, your height, you know, just a basic description.CHELSEA: I’m from Minneapolis Minnesota. I’m 5’2”, blonde, green eyes and really big boobs. I measure out at a fine 153XXX-23-34. RICK: The first thing I have got to say is ‘Wow’, your back must hurt! CHELSEA: I’m hanging in there. I haven’t any problems yet. I do a lot of back exercises though. RICK: How much does each breast weight? CHELSEA: Twenty-six pounds each. RICK: Damn! My son’s cat weighs 26lbs., and he’s heavy. I couldn’t ever imagine having to carry around two breasts that weigh 26lbs. each. Do you have to have special bras made for those? CHELSEA: Yup, down in Houston. RICK: What is the name of the place in Houston? CHELSEA: It’s the Bra Specialist. RICK: Did you develop like most other girls when it comes to breasts when you were young? CHELSEA: My breasts started appearing when I was in the fourth grade. Before having my implant work done I was a very natural D cup. RICK: How did you get into the industry and how did you decide to go large? CHELSEA: I’ve been dancing for a while and just decided to go professional and I didn’t want to do hard-core porn movies. Since I was very busty anyway I then decided to go a little bustier so I wouldn’t have to do the hard core and stuff like that.  RICK: I would have to say they are probably the size of basketballs?CHELSEA: Yes. RICK: Did you have anyone that inspired you? CHELSEA: Yes. Two women inspired me when I was thinking about getting my boobs larger and featuring. Sarenna Lee and Traci Topps. RICK: I’ve never met Traci, but I met Sarenna Lee in Dallas, Texas at Caligula XXI. As everyone knew back in the 80’s, Sarenna was billed as “The Marilyn Monroe of the 90’s.” CHELSEA: She’s a real sweetheart. Very petite but beautiful. RICK: I would imagine you’ve done some magazines, right? CHELSEA: Yes. I’ve been photographed for layouts in Score, Big Bust, you know, any of the magazines that have to do with large breasts. RICK: When you are not touring the country and you are back home just chilling out, what do you like doing? CHELSEA: Spending quiet time at home usually away from the loud crazy clubs and stuff. I live way out in the country on 10 acres. RICK: So you have sort of a farm or ranch? CHELSEA: I live in the middle of a bunch of horse farms and stuff but I don’t live on one myself. I have a few ponds and I kind of adopted the deer and the turtle on my property. RICK: As far as music, what are your favorites? CHELSEA: I listen to just about any kind of music, which you can kind of tell from my shows. I cover oldies to really contemporary. When I’m away from the clubs I do like to listen to more off bands that I don’t hear in the clubs all the time, so I listen to Johnny Cash and people like that. My musical taste really does run a wide gamut of sorts.  RICK: Now do you have a favorite TV show?CHELSEA: You know my schedule is kind of crazy because I am always traveling, so I never would really get to follow a show. I like watching Survivor when I can catch it; I like the Apprentice when I can catch it. RICK: What about movies? CHELSEA: A couple of my favorite movies would have to include the ‘Matrix,’ ‘Grease,’ and ‘Saving Private Ryan.’ RICK: I would imagine when you are going to town to shop whether it is a mall or where ever, I would imagine you turn an awful lot of heads. CHELSEA: Sometimes, yeah! RICK: Does a girl ever get used to being stared at? I know people stare at you when they see how large you are on top. No one could ever miss those whoppers. CHELSEA: Yeah, you do get kind of use to it to the point where you phase it out. I don’t always notice it so much but when I’m with friends they notice and they will be like “Chelsea, isn’t that bothering you?” And I am like “What?” I just don’t see it anymore. I guess because I’m not staring at those who are staring at me. Life is too short to concern myself with people who still need to mature socially. RICK: I’ve heard that you’re the biggest breasted woman on the circuit today. Why be so huge? CHELSEA: Why not? I’m having fun being big-breasted. Life is too short not to enjoy what you want to do in life. I also enjoy being different, and these breasts definitely put me in a category of being different. Wouldn’t you agree Rick? RICK: Oh yes! Must people would find those breasts hard to believe until you see them in person. CHELSEA: Exactly! RICK: I noticed you do have some DVD’s that you have been selling. What types of DVD’s are they? CHELSEA: Basically when it comes to my videos I don’t do anybody but myself, so I have masturbation and stuff and videos that follow me around some of the events and stuff I attend. RICK: I would assume that you have a web site and could you give me that web site address so your fans can find you. CHELSEA: It is www.chelseacharms.com nice and easy. RICK: Anything else you would like to add or say to the fans? CHELSEA: Yes. Thanks for being out there and coming to my shows and I hope to see you all real soon.  RICK: Well thank you for your time Chelsea. I know you are busy and I appreciate you coming to Kansas City so all your fans could come out here and see you.CHELSEA: Well thank you Rick. It was my pleasure meeting you. For those of you interested in having Chelsea Charms do private dances for you when she travels to your area, just go to her web site for more information. She doesn’t do private dances when she’s booked at a local club because of conflicting interest, but she does schedule cities every month for private dancing. Once again I’d like to thank Bazooka’s Showgirls in Kansas City, Missouri for their hospitality. The owner, management and dancers have always been great. I especially thank Chelsea Charms for taking the time to talk with me. For more information on Bazooka’s Showgirls call (816) 421-1915. |
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